History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / FanWorksAThroughG

'''Author:''' Okay... I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly ignore and disrespect your parents, always shouting "Parents don't listen or understand". No, YOU don't understand. The people gave you life, put a roof over your head, bring you food and how do you repay them? Ignore them, avoid them and sneak out to join a circus! You know how many kids don't have parents or both parents in their lives? You know how many kids want to spend time with their parents? And that's another thing; you have NO reason to be morbid and unhappy... You have two parents who love you, you're nowhere near poverty and you have a wonderful home and what do you do? Sit in your room in the dark listening to some idiotic emo people with loud music about how life is terrible. Yeah, I'm not exactly Mr. Sunshine, but I have reasons, my folks are divorced, my best friend is on the other side of the country, I've never had a girlfriend and I work in a flower shop after spending 4 years learning how to work in videogames. You're just so hypocritical, you always go on and on and on about the importance of individuality even though you're fitting in with Goth kids. You say you oppose violence and yet you threaten your friends, be mean to them at times and even damage everything around. You talk about how the Government is pushing people to do things and how people sell out to the man. And yet you have the district change an ENTIRE school cafeteria menu to food only YOU would like! No separate menu for people who want to try, just all for yourself and let other people starve. That's another thing, you're bossy and you want things your way! You let loose a gorilla that could've killed you, but you keep your friends quiet with an embarrassing photo because it was an endangered species. Against Danny's wishes, you use the Op Center to make a stupid radio station, 100% free of corporate influence, or money, or assistance... or amusing tracks for all I know. You tried to let loose frogs from the school without thinking about the importance of animal biology... and of course you never look at the negative parts to your plans. Let's let loose two male gorillas that are the last of their species... so that predators and poachers can come after them or their race can die out quicker! Let's save the frogs from dissection... so that they can return to where trucks run over them or birds and snakes eat them... you don't see zoos as anything other than a prison. Does that mean a hospital is a prison for not letting sick people out?! You're okay with the destruction of trucks because they're "environmental nightmares" and even tried to make Danny do it... you know how much money and hard work put into making those trucks were? You know how many kids probably didn't get Christmas presents because of that? But no, you don't believe in "selling out"... you don't believe in what most people call "GETTING A PAY CHECK"! Speaking of which, you're obviously using your ideals to hide your obvious laziness. You hate manual labor, you won't "sell out to the man", why? Because you have money!!! You go on about how Government buys us and all that, but what do you know about earning money?! I pull leaves off flower stems every morning!!! Hate to break it to you, well, I don't, but there are people who'd trade those idiotic ideals to have food in their bellies or clean underwear! Before you open your mouth, try earning a paycheck! And I think what I really hate the most about you is that you pretend you're this deep girl who really loves Danny for who he is and hates shallow girls. What makes YOU not shallow? As I said, you always want things your way, you're also always pleased whenever Danny's heart is broken. When Valerie broke his heart, instead of comforting him, what do you do? You smile, sigh and say "clueless". When he gave up his powers to keep his loved ones from being harmed, what did you do? Scold him for wanting a normal life. Oh yes, normal is so boring, being a freak whose life and loved ones are always endangered by monsters, demons and such is so much more exciting. You weren't happy for him, you were upset you didn't get kicks out of seeing him beat someone up anymore! But you know what, I can forgive all of it... ALL OF IT if you weren't so unlikeable. That's the worst part, you're not fun, not pretty, not cool... just absolutely unlikeable...

'''Anne:''' Let me think about it. You gave these gems to a culture that murdered entire worlds because you were bored, you then decided to no do anything about it and left it up to me and my friends who lets be honest weren't the best at this, got me killed, and then come here to ask me to take your job.\\

-->'''Zuko:''' Now I see why I couldn't love you even when I tried to! My gut knew that you would do something like this to me! '''A Child Mai!''' You didn't do this for our '''country!''' You didn't do this for '''me'''! You did this for you! '''You hate her more than anything since the second you saw her!!''' And I will not have you talk about her that way! For your selfish reasons, you might have put our country in '''danger''' and all that I have built for this nation!! You're a '''traitor'''!\\

-->'''Michael''': What the hell is your problem?\\
'''Susan''': What?\\
'''Michael''': You can't talk to him like that! Who do you think you are!?!\\
'''Susan''': What did you just say!?!\\
'''Michael''': You're despicable! Terry may not be perfect, but he's a good person and he deserves way better than you! You know? My ex-wife was just like you, and I was just like Terry until I saw her for what she was: a cold-hearted, condescending, judgmental, hypocritical, narcissistic sociopath! You don't deserve Terry AT ALL! You belittle people if they mess up even slightly, when you screw up you get mad at the other person instead of just fucking apologizing, and you torture anyone who even slightly disagrees with you! Why else do you think that no one wants to be around you? Why else do you think people hide in their cars to avoid seeing you, eh?\\
'''Susan''': Oh, yeah? Well if Terry WERE like you, he'd have scarred his kids for life just like you!\\
'''Michael''': Don't you fucking DARE tell me how to raise my kids! I stayed with them, I was fair to them, I helped them! You don't care about anyone but yourself. It makes me sick! Now why don't you SHUT UP and be grateful that ANYONE wants to be in your life!

'''Apollo Justice''': ...\\
[[spoiler:'''Rhea Wits''']]: When everyone kept trying to make sense of the crime! The photographs, the music sheet, the bust... it was all meaningless! I picked out some random words in the dictionary, and voila! My crime scenes. So, how does it feel to know the truth?\\
'''Apollo Justice''': ...I've been thinking about [[BreakingSpeech what you told me in the defense lobby]]. And I finally have an answer for you.\\
[[spoiler:'''Rhea Wits''']]: Oh, really? I'd love to hear what sort of inane response you've devised.\\
'''Apollo Justice''': You are '''completely ''wrong'''''. What gives meaning to our lives... is other lives. Those people you talked about, who were truly living, who weren't afraid of death... They aren't afraid of death... because they aren't truly living. They concern themselves with their own lives, and try to find meaning in cheap, short-lived thrills. Do you know why a regular "Joe Schmoe", as you put it, will beg for his life when threatened? Because he has friends and family he doesn't want to leave. Friends and family that he does not want to suffer grief and hardship.\\
[[spoiler: '''Rhea Wits''']]: ...\\
'''Apollo Justice''': Everything you said has been completely wrong. The only person in this room whose life doesn't have meaning... is you. Poole has been prosecuting solely for [[spoiler:Judge and Arthur]]. Strings is a judge only because of his father. And my reason for staying in this world is right here. (''shows them his cell phone, as a symbol of his connection between his friends and overseas companions'') But you, [[spoiler:Rhea]]. You. I can't think of a better metaphor than this photograph.[[note]][[spoiler:A photo of Rhea and her deceased brother, Nathan, together. Rhea created it to [[WoundedGazelleGambit maintain the façade of her caring about him]], when she was in fact [[SerialKiller the one who killed him, along with at least eleven other victims]].]][[/note]] At first glance, it seems fine and normal. But on closer inspection... it's fake. You don't live for anyone... not even yourself.\\
This is what your life is truly like! (''rips photograph to shreds'') Face it; you're shallow, empty... Imaginary. You think you've lived life to the fullest? You think you are the greatest human being, with the most meaningful life out of all of us? ''You're not''. People won't care that you're gone. And I don't mean they won't mourn your death. I mean they'll care so little, they won't even celebrate your death. You think you'll live on in history as an exceptionally feared criminal? Heh. Even that won't happen.\\

[[spoiler:'''Rhea Wits''']]: ...I see. (''[[VillainousBreakdown loses her composure completely, pulling a shovel out of nowhere and repeatedly digging it into the floor]]'')

-->'''Alex''': That's the problem, Marceline, all that pranks you've pulled. Hey, you know what would be great? If you ''didn't'' make pranks. If you could just be a regular vampire. You know, sleeping in her coffin during the day and minding her own business at night. But nope, you're different, you're stagnant, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's been enough to screw up Bonnibel's life. This time, you had to go down, and turn the Land of Ooo into a dark swamp. Tell me, Marcy, how far you would go ''now''?

-->'''Anne''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]\\
'''Guardian''': Sorry?\\
'''Anne''': Fuck you, shit bag.\\
'''Guardian''': What did I do?\\
'''Anne''': Let me think about it. You gave these gems to a culture that murdered entire worlds because you were bored, you then decided to no do anything about it and left it up to me and my friends who lets be honest weren't the best at this, got me killed, and then come here to ask me to take your job.\\
'''Guardian''': [[ObliviouslyEvil I don't see the problem?]]\\
'''Anne''': You're an irresponsible asshole who let countless swaths of people suffer because you wanted to test people.\\
'''Guardian''': I mean when you put it like that-\\
'''Anne''': Fuck you.\\
'''Guardian''': uuummmm.\\
'''Anne''': Just send me back.\\
'''Guardian''': Okay, I'll send you back with three shards that will give you one chance to return home.\\
'''Anne''': Are you fucking kidding me? After everything that happened you're just giving me shards so I'm forced to say goodbye to my frog family?\\
'''Guardian''': Well...\\
'''Anne''': [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What happened to 'I'm the only one to use them for good I've clearly proven myself responsible enough to keep them safe', you have no fucking reason to give me shards other than to prove you're a fucking evil asshole?]]\\
'''Guardian''': None, Sorry.\\
'''Anne''': Just send me back, you fucking idiot.

-->'''Guardian''': You have got to be one of the worst versions of the original Anne that I have ever seen! Do you have any idea how many people you killed, Anne? You slaughtered thousands of frogs in the Amphibian Arctic! You murdered hundreds of humans when you invaded Earth! And let's not forget the thousands of lives you took in just the past 24 hours! How dare you use the stone for such evil purposes. The Leviathan family was bad, but you, Anne, took it to a whole another level. You disgust me.\\
'''Sasha''': Woah, what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is wrong with you, dude?! What gives you the right to talk? It’s not like you did anything to stop it. You're supposed to be the "Guardian of the Multiverse" yet all you do is sit around and watch worlds get torn apart by the stones ''you'' created!\\
'''Anne Prime''': Calm down everyone. Let's just—!\\
'''Sasha''': You’re no better than they are! You’re supposed to be the "Guardian in Training", yet all you did was let Anne get tortured by Blue and it was only when they took over Anne's body did you even try to help!

--->'''Sara''': This? This thing between us? It was a mistake. The worst mistake of my life. How I ever thought dating an ''asshole'' like you was worth throwing away my relationship with my sister is beyond me. \\
'''Oliver''': Sara— \\
'''Sara''': Don't you ''dare'' 'Sara' me! I don't care about what you meant, Ollie! Because you couldn't help yourself from being a selfish jerk at the wrong moment, '''''my sister is dead!''''' The same sister who called you '[[OneTrueLove the love of her life]]', and God knows why considering all you've put her through over the years! There's nothing you can do to fix this, make up for it! ''Nothing!''

--->'''Moira''': I can see why you were frustrated with how the dinner went, but didn't you consider the reason why it went so badly is because you were attending it? \\
'''Oliver''': I was there for Sara— \\
'''Moira''': And you should have refused her offer. I feel for Sara, I truly do, but you should not have come. ''You'' are the reason why their family fell apart in the first place. Sara believed she loved you and you used that to blow up your relationship with Laurel because you were too much of a coward to tell her you were not ready to move in with her yet. Even without the ''Gambit'' sinking and causing the both of you to go missing for years, those actions would have destroyed their family. Fast forward a few years later, and you attend their first family dinner since Sara's return, and openly flaunt your new relationship in front of Laurel. Laurel, who loved you so much that she was willing to forgive you for what happened to Sara in the first place and give you another chance, only for you to abandon her right after. Who has been dealing with the guilt she felt over Tommy's death, being forced to prosecute me for my trial, and the recent loss of her job. And when she rightfully got angry at both of you for reminding her of your betrayal, you completely disregarded her feelings, telling her she was the person to blame for all the problems in her life, including the fact that you apparently did not love her anymore and were with Sara now, and that she needed to take responsibility for that.\\
(''Oliver looks down, ashamed''.)\\
'''Moira''': (''sigh'') I love you, Oliver. I will always love you. You're my baby boy, and there is nothing in the world that you could do to change that. But right here, right now, I have never been more disappointed in you in my entire life.

--->'''Oliver''': We'll need to figure out a cover story. I have some contacts with the government. With their help, I can—\\
'''Laurel''': (''abrupt'') Stop.\\
'''Oliver''': (''wilts'') Laurel?\\
'''Laurel''': (''beginning to cry'') Please, just stop. I can't do this. Not again.\\
'''Oliver''': What do you mean?\\
'''Laurel''': I mean ''this'', Ollie! This whole song and dance! Like always, you fucked up and want forgiveness and [[MustMakeAmends you're willing to do anything for me now to have it]], but I can't give it to you. Not for this.\\
'''Oliver''': Laurel--\\
'''Laurel''': You drove me to ''suicide'', Ollie. You drove me to suicide, and then you let my sister sell herself back to the cult she was doing everything in her power to get away from just to bring me back. That... (''closes her eyes, takes a deep breath'') [[LoveMartyr I have forgiven you for]] ''[[EasilyForgiven so much]]''. All the times you cheated on me. All the times you lied to me. [[AFamilyAffair Cheating on me with Sara]], taking her on the Gambit and for years letting us believe you got her killed. Abandoning me in the wake of Tommy's death. Leaving me to flounder alone while I turned to drugs and alcohol to cope with everything I'd lost. I forgave you because I loved you and honestly thought you had learned from all of that. That you were better than you were before. [[ItsAllMyFault That the fault lied with me]].\\

-->'''Zuko''': Now I see why I couldn't love you even when I tried to! My gut knew that you would do something like this to me! '''A Child Mai!''' You didn't do this for our '''country!''' You didn't do this for '''me'''! You did this for you! '''You hate her more than anything since the second you saw her!!''' And I will not have you talk about her that way! For your selfish reasons, you might have put our country in '''danger''' and all that I have built for this nation!! You're a '''traitor'''!\\
'''Mai''': '''Stop talking like you care about this country and the people in it!''' I am your '''queen''' and you betrayed us all! '''It's because you love that tramp!!!''' You never cared about anyone but yourself you '''[[MemeticMutation chard]]''' '''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments monster]]'''! I seen it the day you left their little group and became '''Fire Lord'''! The way you looked at her said it all! You're the '''liar!!!!'''\\
'''Zuko''': '''I'm going to pretend you didn't say chard... monster...''' Regardless of what you think you saw, at that point in my life, I wasn't with '''you'''... your sins are way darker, and your demons more desirable than mine could ever be. '''I can't trust you anymore'''. You have made loving you impossible now. You '''will not''' talk to me like you now me. You will be stripped of your title. Tonight you will leave the palace... I am not '''Zuko''' to you anymore... and you are not my Queen...
* In ''Fanfic/{{Morality Chain|AvatarTheLastAirbender}}'', Azula interrogates Iroh over his betrayal at Ba Sing Se. Iroh scolds her that the whole war was brought about because of Sozin's legacy having a feud with Avatar Roku and in turn his descendant that it was endangering the overall peace of the world. However, considering, in this story, Zuko's her [[TitleDrop Morality Chain]], she was nothing but supportive to ''both'' of them in their exile (Iroh she was barely civil and only for Zuko's sake), and this action comes across as him betraying the Fire Nation. Zuko takes it especially hard, and the princess is '''not''' happy about this.
-->'''Azula''': I guess continuing this conversation is pointless. It's not like you actually care about how Zuko feels anyway.\\
'''Iroh''': You have no right to say something like that.\\
'''Azula''': Don't I? You've been nothing but cruel to Zuko, Uncle. How am I supposed to interpret that?\\
'''Iroh''': Cruel?\\
'''Azula''': Oh? What else am I supposed to call it when you've been stringing him along for ''three years'', Uncle! You never had any intention of letting him capture the Avatar! He ''trusted'' you, Uncle! He trusted you, and relied on you, and now you've taken all that trust and thrown it back in his face!\\
'''Iroh''': Those three years were meant to ''guide'' him-\\
'''Azula''': And even assuming your nonsense holds any water, you 'guided' him so well that no one was more surprised than Zuko when you turned on us! [[SarcasmMode Excellent work, Uncle.]] You were so incompetent you couldn't even corrupt him properly. You know what, Uncle? As far as I'm concerned, you're no better towards Zuko than Father ever was. At least he was straightforward about things.

--->'''Katara''': Aang. It's Aang. He set you up for this.\\
'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year-old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. (''pauses, then smiles'') And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\
'''Katara''': What?\\
'''Azula''': Well, for one thing, it allowed me to confirm what I always suspected: [[NotSoDifferentRemark that deep down inside, you're just as ugly as I am]].\\
'''Katara''': (''launches a water whip at Azula, who dodges'') Don't you ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis dare]]''. Claim that I'm ''anything'' like you!\\
'''Azula''': Oh, really? Then what do you call what you did back there?\\
'''Katara''': What I did?\\
'''Azula''': You didn't do it cleanly or quickly. Oh no, you taunted him. You ''tormented'' him. You wanted him to suffer. You wanted him to be ''afraid''. To know that his life was in your hands. That's why you bloodbent him instead of just freezing him to the wall. Quite the rush, isn't it? To feel so big, looking down on one so powerless, so...small.\\
'''Katara''': No! No, that's nothing like what you do! He ''deserved'' it!\\
'''Azula''': Did he? Did you even bother to confirm who he was before you attacked? Did you know what ''this'' man has done to warrant such treatment? Because he's not the one who killed your mother, in case you forgot.\\
'''Katara''': Shut up.\\
'''Azula''': But maybe it's because he's Fire Nation military. So obviously, he's an evil, evil man who probably kicks puppy-doves and steals sweets from children. I mean, that's what we all do, isn't it? The big, bad Fire Nation?\\
'''Katara''': Shut up!\\
'''Azula''': And really, don't think I don't see it. What you were doing to that man, you don't wish it was ''him'' lying crumpled and helpless under you. You wish it was ''me''-\\
'''Katara''': '''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''' (''bloodbends Azula into a submissive position, then [[KillItWithWater summons a globe of water near her head]]'') Tell me where Yon Rha [[PunctuatedForEmphasis is. Right. Now.]]\\
'''Azula''': (''softly'') Or else? (''Katara hesitates, then releases Azula and sends the water back to the ground'') Well, look at that. [[ThrowTheDogABone You're]] ''[[ThrowTheDogABone not]]'' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre nearly as bad as me, after all]].

-->'''Yon Rha''': You deserve that scar, you pathetic excuse for a prince!\\
'''Zuko''': Do you ''want'' to die today?\\
'''Yon Rha''': No! But I do want you to realize something! Do you know how many years I gave of my life to the Fire Nation military? How many times I pushed myself and risked life and limb for the glory and honor of my nation? Do you think you get to be the head of a specialized division that’s responsible for neutralizing threats from an entire part of the world by not doing that?\\

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6075944/1/Opheliac Opheliac]]'', after Ozai escapes prison and is planning to start a civil war to reclaim the throne, Azula gives one to Aang, [[WhatTheHellHero calling him out for being too naive and not killing Ozai when he had the chance.]]
-->'''Azula''': No, it will ''not'' be okay. Thanks to you, my country is about to be devastated by civil war, and instead of standing up like a ''man'' and facing the consequences of your actions, you choose to run like a scared rabbit and hide from the truth. Do you have any idea how childish you are?\\
'''Aang''': No, why don't you tell me?\\
'''Azula''': Oh, I will. You are a spoiled, idiotic, ''pathetic'' little boy who keeps prancing around like the world is a bright, happy place where everything is rainbows and butterflies and happy little turtle-duck families. You refuse to face the world as it is, and because of that, my people and my country are in mortal danger. What do you have to say for yourself?\\
'''Katara''': Stop it.\\
'''Azula''': No. Let the boy speak for himself. What do you have to say for yourself? ''[Aang looks at Katara for help and Azula pokes him hard in the chest]'' Answer me!\\
'''Aang''': I needed to get away! I just...I had to clear my head.\\
'''Azula''': That isn't good enough.\\
'''Katara''': Stop treating him this way! You have no idea what he's been through!\\
'''Azula''': Oh? What have you been through, Avatar? You grew up in a temple where everyone loved you and helped you and taught you. Then you ran away and got locked up in ice for a hundred years, while your people were slaughtered. How ''sad.'' And then you get out and you spend a year running around the world, having an absolutely ''fabulous'' time learning about the elements, with only a couple of hiccups, and you depose my father with a stroke of blind luck. Tell me, have you ever been told that you're wrong? Have you ever felt worthless, or powerless, or ''small?'' Have you ever had your heart broken or had anyone ever ''not'' love you? No. No, you haven't. Imagine growing up the way I did. Imagine that your worth is measured by how good a firebender you are, or by how badly your brother fails. Imagine that nothing you do is ever quite good enough for your father, and your mother thinks you're a monster. Imagine that no one likes you, that everyone you know is just waiting for the chance to turn on you. Imagine that you have no one to turn to, nowhere to go, and nothing to believe in but yourself. Imagine that running away is not and has never been an option. Can you survive in this world? Could you, for even one day, live that way? ''[Aang is silent]'' Answer me!\\
'''Aang''': ''[softly]'' No.\\
'''Azula''': I can't ''hear'' you.\\
'''Aang''': I said no! Are you happy now?\\
'''Azula''': No. Not until you've learned how to.

-->'''Ozai''': ''[after Zuko points out that he could improve if they spent more time training together]'' I would desire to spend more time with you if you showed the slightest competency at any of the tasks I've set you. Your firebending lags far behind your sister, despite her age. Your marks in school are average at best. Do you think you ''deserve'' to spend time with me? Do you think you ''deserve'' to inherit the throne?\\
'''Zuko''': Father, that's not what I -\\
'''Ozai''': Look at you. You think it's a matter of ''luck'' that sets you apart from Azula? No. There are a ''thousand'' other barriers between you. You are ''complacent, naive, foolish'' - not ''unlucky.'' You inherited all your mother's softness. But if it's luck you wish to speak about, ''my son,'' very well. Azula was ''born lucky.'' You, wretched offspring of mine, were ''lucky to be born.''

--->'''Iroh''': Please, Princess Azula. You must not leave bad blood between you. Reconcile with your brother. It is best for both of you.\\
'''Azula''': Reconcile? Are you serious, Uncle? He does nothing but blame me and look down on me, and still you think it's ''my'' fault? Don't pretend for an instant you care about my side of this. [[ParentalFavoritism All you've ever bothered with is Zuko.]] He's your [[ReplacementGoldfish precious little replacement]], isn't he? I know why you're out here. I know why you haven't gone to visit him. You can't stand to see him, can you? First your son gets killed, and then your surrogate son gets half his face burnt off. [[ItsAllMyFault And you probably think that both times were your fault,]] [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou and you're right!]] You brought Lu Ten to war, and you brought Zuko to that war meeting. Even your wife ended up dead. You can't love anything without it breaking, can you? Too bad Zuko's going to have a scar. He won't ''look'' like Lu Ten anymore.

* In the fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7197056/1/Three-Families Three Families]]'', in Chapter 40, we get a great one from [[ItMakesSenseInContext Young!Azula to Old!Azula]] after [[spoiler: the Dai Li obey Long Feng and arrest Azula during the Coup, with Long Feng unintentionally informing her [[IronicEcho that she was "never even a player."]]]]
-->'''Young!Azula''': This is what all of your scheming and preparation has been leading to, you old hag. All of that time and effort, wasted. I could have told you you'd find some way to muck it up. Your entire life is one big failure after another.\\
'''Old!Azula''': You don't know ''anything'' about me!\\
'''Young!Azula''': I know more than you think. I know [[spoiler:that[[GrandTheftMe you turned me into your personal ball of hate]]]] against people who you see as your enemies. And you know what? I don't think they are.\\
'''Old!Azula''': Then you're a traitor as well as a coward!\\
'''Young!Azula''': Oh, will you listen to yourself? You called yourself a traitor. If only you could hear yourself.\\
'''Old!Azula''': This is... a ''minor setback!'' I ''will'' find a way to rule this city!\\
'''Young!Azula''': No you won't. [[{{Irony}} You've managed to fail in every way possible.]] I'm not the traitor to my homeland; you are! I'm not the screw-up my father cast out; YOU ARE! This is all your fault! [[NiceJobFixingItVillain If you hadn't come along, none of this would have happened!]]

--->'''Azula:''' Would you like to know ''your'' future, Zhao? How you die? You die from stupidity, and [[{{Pride}} arrogance]], and avarice. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain You die because you take a victory and turn it into a defeat.]] You break the [[MakingASplash Tribesmen]], beat down their defenses, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and hold their god hostage in your hand]]. And then you screw it all up, killing it, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu and invoking the Avatar's understandable wrath]]. You die because you can't accept anything less then... Zhao the ''Invincible.'' There's irony in that title.

-->'''Dark Kuroda''': I'm a flamer because I said something negative about your fanfic? You really need to grow up and understand that not everyone is going to praise what you do. This chapter is better [[RougeAnglesOfSatin then your first too]], she is slightly more likeable. However, she is making the characters run circles around her. That is what we call a [[BlackHoleSue Blackhole Sue]].\\
'''Jolene Meyers''': I am just going to ignore you. You don't know what you're talking about. None of what you say makes any sense at all.\\
'''Oshikko''': Yes... I am a flamer. I enjoy telling you how much your story actually sucks. Seriously... don't you get that this would never actually happen in the world of Bleach? [[SoBadItsGood I enjoy reading your fanfic because I enjoy laughing at your stupidity]]. Do you actually act like this girl. No... wait, I read Cutie Pie 3's review from last chapter. You're trying to mimic [[TakeThat that shit]] ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]''. [[DamnedByFaintPraise You are successful in that but then... that isn't hard to do]].\\
'''Jolene Meyers''': Don't you dare diss Twilight! You are a moron not to see how great of a writer Meyer happens to be! I laugh at your stupidity, you moron. [[TemptingFate If my fanfic is so bad, why don't you write your own version, huh]]?\\
'''Oshikko''': Sure I will. [[IWarnedYou Keep in mind, you suggested I do so]].

-->'''Inner Hollow''': You know... this is all your fault, you know that right? Your friends are getting the shit beat out of them and all you can do is stand here whimpering. Isn't that what you've always done?! What's so hard about helping them out to defend you?!\\
'''Orihime''': But... I'm not as strong as they are.\\
'''Inner Hollow''': Bullshit! Tatsuki pummeled those basic defense lessons into you, till she was confident that you could hold your own in the future. Yet at no time have you ever, EVER used them! You get groped on a daily basis and still unconsciously expect Tatsuki to save you! So again, why won't you defend yourself?!\\
'''Orihime''': I... I... I don't want to add any more hurt to this world. W-what if the last thing a person remembered before they died, was how I hurt them?\\
'''Inner Hollow''': Are you fucking kidding me?! That's even more fucked up than your last reason! What makes you so special that you won't take responsibility for your actions to defend yourself?! What gives you the right to force that burden on Tatsuki?! And if you haven't already noticed Princess, the world's a shithole where bad things happen to good people. [[{{Angrish}} ARGH]] do you have any idea how badly I want to beat your head in right now!

--->'''Buffy''': Thousands of people are dead because of what you've done, Jasmine.\\
'''Jasmine''': And how many ''more'' will die ''now'' because of you and your friends? [[MotiveRant I could've stopped it. All of it. War, disease, poverty... every last wretched drop of suffering. Children would have grown up healthy and strong, with families full of love and harmony. Peace spreading around the world like a wondrous, precious sea wave. How many precious, beautiful lives would've been saved in only a handful of years?]] [[AMillionIsAStatistic Yes, I murdered thousands... to save]] ''[[AMillionIsAStatistic billions]]''.\\
'''Angel''': What about all the lives that you destroyed along the way to getting what you wanted? Are you saying their lives were less precious than the people you claimed you wanted to save? Who the hell gave you the right to decide who lives and dies?\\
'''Jasmine''': ''[[OmniscientMoralityLicense I]]'' [[OmniscientMoralityLicense did! I'm not human, vampire- so don't try to treat me as one!]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I did what I did because]] ''[[IDidWhatIHadToDo someone]]'' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo had to!]] I was trying to ''save'' this world!\\
'''Buffy''': No. You were trying to ''rule'' it. And you weren't going to let anything stop you. You think we don't get it? It didn't matter to you whose lives you wrecked, or who you killed. There's nothing selfless about that... it's just ruthless. And sick. And evil. You so-called gods and higher powers are all the same; [[JerkassGods you're a bunch of selfish dirt-bags who don't care about anything but yourselves!]]\\
'''Jasmine''': I am ''nothing'' like Glorificus!\\
'''Buffy''': No. You're ''worse''. Glory was [[AxCrazy an insane maniac]] and an evil bitch, but you know what? [[AtLeastIAdmitIt At least]] ''[[AtLeastIAdmitIt she]]'' [[AtLeastIAdmitIt never pretended to be anything else]]. She was a hellgod, it woulda been crazy of us to expect her to act any other way. But ''you'', Jasmine? A higher power? One of [[ThePowersThatBe the Powers that freakin']] ''[[ThePowersThatBe Be]]''? For you to fall so far and act so low, to betray everything you're supposed to stand for... [[YouMonster that's what makes you a]] ''[[YouMonster monster!]]''

--->'''Robin''': "The mission is what matters." Nice speech, but you withheld information that I had a right to know-that we ''all'' had a right to know-before you dragged us here to this damned hotel. You lied to us. To ''me''. You used your own agenda as an excuse to pull the wool over my eyes. And you want to protect your vampire lovers so much, that you're actually willing to ''murder'' me now? You're a disgrace to every Slayer that's come before you, and the two who came after you. All of your predecessors would spit on you, Buffy, if they were here right now. Including and especially my mother.

--->'''Amy''': '''''No!''''' No, no, no, you want to know what's '''''insane?''''' ''Insane'' is letting other people tell you your place in the world when you could be running it. I spent my whole life letting [[AbusiveParents my bitch of a mother]] run my life, and most of high school being everyone's punching bag, and now that I have the power, I'm going to make damn sure that ''nobody'' is going to step on me ''ever'' again! Warren was right. I ''have'' been watching you. I saw that fight you had with your friends in the Magic Box last year. You took the Slayer, the baddest chick in the underworld, and you ''beat her ass''. You wiped the floor with her. It wasn't even close. And then you [[EarthShatteringKaboom nearly blew up the planet]]? For a second, I thought you were finally going to step up to the big time. To stop denying your real power, the ''real'' you.\\
'''Willow''': That's ''not'' who I am. That's not the real-\\
'''Amy''': ''Yes it is!'' You have all this power, more than you deserve. And now that you have it, you-you don't even ''want'' it. [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength You're]] ''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength running]]'' [[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength from it.]] '''''[[AfraidOfTheirOwnStrength Hiding!]]''''' Holding back, playing by other people's rules, letting others tell you what you should be. People like you and I, we aren't meant to be controlled, Willow. People like us, we're ''above'' everyone else! [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers Rules don't apply to us, we should be]] ''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers making]]'' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers the rules]].\\
'''Willow''': You're ''wrong''. We're ''not'' above the law, Am. We-we can't just go around killing people whenever we want!\\
'''Amy''': Oh? And how'd ''that'' work out for you. You tried it Buffy's way. You went to college like a good girl, did the Dudley Do-Right shtick, played by their rules, and what happened? You ''knew'' Warren was dangerous. You had the power to get rid of him when he was going after Buffy, hell, maybe part of you knew you ''should'' have gotten rid of him. But you didn't. All that power at your fingertips, and you did ''nothing''. You just stood by, and your best friend ended up with a bullet in her chest. And what happened to Tara? The woman you loved died bleeding in your arms, drowning in her own blood. You could have saved her if you had acted sooner, but instead, your insistence on playing by these rules... cost Tara her life. [[AccompliceByInaction Hell, you might as well have pulled the damn trigger yoursel-]]\\
'''Willow''': '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]'''''\\
'''Amy''': [''chuckles'']: Same old Willow. Trying to pretend that you can be a normal girl, but you're not. You haven't changed. All this power, and you're still just the sidekick to the Slayer. Still hiding behind Buffy's skirt, just like in high school.

--->'''Buffy''': Now listen to me carefully. 'Cause I'm only going to say this once. I know I'm not perfect. I've screwed up majorly, and it has always come out, and I've apologized, and we've dealt. I have some major apologies to make for tonight. The way I see it, that's how it always works with this group. We must be the biggest bunch of screw-ups on this planet, 'cause we just do it over and over again: we hurt each other, it comes out, we apologize, and we deal. But you two? It never came out for you, did it? You just keep acting righteous and grinding my face into my mistakes until it ''bled''! [''to Xander''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E16BewitchedBotheredAndBewildered Get me turned into a rat?]] I never say one angry word to you. [''to Joyce''] [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E11Gingerbread Try to burn me at the stake?]] I let go 'cause I don't want you to feel bad. But you both [[HolierThanThou keep acting like the Justified]], telling me what an untrustworthy screwup I was at every turn. Well, guess what? As far as I'm concerned, neither of you is going to be the Justified again. No matter what I do, you have no right to act like you have any kind of moral authority at all. Ever.

--->'''Angel''': I should kill you. Not for me. If you'd told Buffy, maybe she could have kept me away from Acathla long enough so that I wouldn't have had to go to Hell. Maybe I wouldn't have been tortured for [[YearInsideHourOutside more than]] ''[[YearInsideHourOutside six thousand years]]''. We'll never know, will we? But that's a maybe. And maybe she would have let her guard down just far enough for Angelus to kill her. He was ready to, you know. So who knows? Maybe you even did the right thing, wrong reasons and all. And I don't care if you hate me, either. You're a petty, spiteful little boy who can't deal with someone intruding on what you perceive to be your territory. I think Oz will agree with me on that. No, the reason I want pry your ribcage open and eat your heart right now is how you treated Buffy. Angelus returns, and what do you do? Gloat and browbeat her to kill me—him. You'd always wanted me dead, and you finally had an excuse. No sympathy for what she's feeling. Your hatred for me crowded that out. When she finally does kill me, she runs away. Weaker souls have been driven to suicide by what she went through, but do you care? No. All you cared about was how she "ruined your life" by leaving for a summer that she would have spent with her father ''anyway''. Who would she have talked with about her grief if she'd stayed, huh? Giles or Willow, who I—Angelus—hurt? Or you, who would have been gloating? Maybe you- [''points to Joyce''] after you let her back in the house? Or maybe the nice police who interrogated her for murder? She gets back, and you know she had to kill the man she loves, you don't care, because that man was me. You never stopped berating her and rubbing her face in all the harm that I—he—did, until you found out what it was like to not be forgiven. Congratulations, Xander. Angelus would have admired your cruelty.

-->'''Nina''': Princess Euphemia, now that I can finally speak to you, I have a question I've wanted to ask for so long.\\
'''Euphemia''': What is it, Nina?\\
'''Nina''': Why? Why did you join the Black Knights? Why did you turn your back on Britannia and join those terrorists for the sake of Elevens?\\
'''Euphemia''': Nina, those people are no longer citizens of Area 11 nor are they Numbers. They are Japanese people, citizens of the United States of Japan.\\
'''Nina''': They shouldn't matter to you. You're a Britannian, a Princess no less. It shouldn't be your concern about what happens to them. But not only did you create a Special Zone for them, you told the world you'd side with them and became an enemy of the Empire. Why on Earth would you do something like that?!\\
'''Euphemia''': Why? There are plenty of reasons, but the biggest reason is something I've learnt this past year. It's because in my heart, I truly love the Japanese people and all of Japan, and so, I wanted to do everything I could.\\
'''Nina''': That can't be! This isn't you at all, that's not the Princess Euphemia I know.\\
'''Euphemia''': The me you know? What are you talking about, we barely know each other.\\
'''Nina''': But I know you, I know your goodness. From the moment I first saw you, you didn't abandon me back then. Instead of running away you risked your life to save mine. You were the only one who helped me.\\
'''Euphemia''': Back at the hotel jacking. You say I was the only one who helped, yet I remember you with some friends of yours back then. Didn't they protect you more than me?\\
'''Nina''': That's not the same. You're the one I need. You're like a goddess to me!\\
'''Euphemia''': I see it now. In the end, you truly know nothing about me. The me you know is just an image of me you created basically on a superficial viewpoint you saw and then decided for yourself that it was the real me. A figurehead, that's what I once was. I hated that part of me, on how powerless I was, on how I was nothing more than window-dressing. And Nina, that part of me is the only thing you see me as, even though it no longer exists.\\
'''Nina''': N-no, that's...\\
'''Euphemia''': Nina. I'm truly sorry if I made you believe I was something I'm not, but it's clear that I'm not someone worthy of your admiration and I'm certainly no goddess. I think it's best that you and I no longer speak to each other.\\
'''Nina''': No, Princess.\\
'''Euphemia''': Please stop calling me that. I am no longer a princess.

--> '''Salia:''' Jill,
--> '''Jill:''' On your feet! What were you thinking? Do you have any idea of what you've done? Villkiss was nearly destroyed because of YOUR actions! What do you have to say for yourself?
--> '''Salia:''' I...just wanted to prove that I could do it, I wanted to prove that I could be of use to you.
--> '''Jill:''' To me? Or to him? I see the way you look at him, did you think that if you proved you could pilot Villkiss then he would fall in love with you? It's time you woke up. This is no fairy tale. Your role is to be the Captain of the First Squad. Ange's role is to pilot Villkiss. But because you chose to ignore that for the sake of a fantasy, you nearly cost Libertus everything. I told you once that you can't do what you can't do. And if you still can't understand that then you have no place here! If it weren't for the fact that we've sustained such heavy losses, I would throw you into the brig. But right now I need every pilot I can get. So for now I'll settle for demoting you. As of right now, you're no longer captain of the First Squad.

--->'''Maddie:''': WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU!?\\
'''Vlad''': Oh, Maddie, please don't say that. After all, you and Danny... the perfect family I could never have... Would you really condemn a man for the foolish things he does... for love?\\
'''Maddie''': Oh, why don't you just stop already?! You don't 'love', Vlad! You've NEVER 'loved'! All you've ever done your entire life is WANT things! You know something Vlad, you can't look me in the eye and honestly tell me that your life has been all that terrible! It just wasn't ENOUGH for you! You could take away everything that ever meant anything to anyone, and the rest of the world besides, and it STILL wouldn't be enough for you! Never enough MONEY! Never enough ATTENTION! Never enough... EVERYTHING! I fell in love with a man who has always been able to think about MORE than just himself. And I don't care how powerful or how smart or how perfect you THINK you are... That man is never... ever... EVER... going to be you.

** In ''Laws of Attraction'', after Danny delivered one to [[spoiler:Walker about how he's the biggest hypocrite he ever met because he likes to make rules then breaks them, after Walker [[BerserkButton attacks Maddie]] ]].
--->[[spoiler: '''Walker''']]: [[spoiler:"Destruction of prison property is AGAINST THE RULES!"]]\\
'''Danny''':[[spoiler:"Rules? RULES? What do YOU care about rules? You break your precious 'rules' whenever it's convenient. Why don't you just admit it? All rules are to you is an excuse to try and control everyone!]] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!"

'''Vlad''': "Oh, I'm pretty sure I could think of something. Being the undisputed ruler of all time has a nice ring to it. Along with the added bonus of being able to rewrite history any way I wish to make me ruler of both the Earth AND the Ghost Zone? I like the sound of THAT even more."\\
'''Clockwork''': "Still refusing to look at the big picture. Of course, how CAN you when you can't even see past your own nose?" Vortex... the Infi-Map... Pariah Dark. [[EvilIsNotAToy Time and again, you've tried to seize control of powers beyond your meager understanding and time and again, you've met with failure.]] And now you come into my domain with all the forethought of a teenager looking to steal a car for a joyride and brazenly declare that you will take MY power from ME? It would seem that Danny Fenton is quite correct when he calls you…what is that term again? [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments A 'fruit loop'?"]]

-->'''Danny''': Where's my family? ''[throws Spectra to the floor and kicks her]'' I said where are they?! Don't toy with me, Penelope!\\
'''Spectra''': Oh, but it's too much fun seeing you squirm! The great Danny Phantom, all strong and unbeatable, but threaten the ones he loves and he crumbles under a mountain of emotion. You humans are all alike, all mopey and...what do the kids like calling it?...Emo! It only makes you and your species more and more pathetic.\\
'''Danny''': I don't have to take this from you.\\
'''Spectra''': Well, what about them? What about the rest of the world? You've got half that know you all too well, and thus make prime blackmail fodder. The other half, meanwhile, seeks payback for how you put them in jail or the Ghost Zone, and would love hurting you where it counts. ''[grins evilly]'' You can't win, Danny! Sooner or later, someone's gonna die over you, and all because everyone knows your name...''both of them''!

--->'''Spectra''': Where're you going, Fenton? Don't tell me you're cowering out already, and only thirty seconds into the fight.\\
'''Danny''': Who said anything about running? I'm not afraid of you.\\
'''Spectra''': You should be, you little twerp. Everybody in the Ghost Zone knows not to mess with me. I've known ghosts as powerful as Vortex to cower when I come walking through.\\
'''Danny''': For what, being an incessant nag? I mean, your motives aren't exactly Grade-A villain material, and this is coming from a guy who's ''fought'' Vortex. Inflicting misery on people just to maintain your youth? How superficial can you get?\\
'''Spectra''': ''[fires an ecto-beam into the rafters, destroying a light fixture]'' Where are you, you little brat!\\
'''Danny''': I wonder what you were like when you were alive, assuming you were ever human to begin with? I'll bet you grew up in an abusive household. Dad probably beat on you a lot, maybe over something like you ruining his dreams for the future. Maybe you weren't much to look at either. I can imagine all those cute boys who wouldn't even look at you 'cause you were so ugly.\\
'''Spectra''': Hey, ''I'm'' the psychiatrist here, not you! If you're tryin' to turn the tables on me, [[BlatantLies it's not working]]!\\
'''Danny''': So, then you died, and the first thing you go and do is play supervillain. Lovely career choice, though that still doesn't explain the psychology angle. ''[rubs chin in thought]'' Oh, I know! You wanted to be one of those annoying pop psychologists, right? The kind that get fat off of self-help book royalties and talk shows? Surely no one would ignore you if you were famous, though I can see that it didn't pan out.\\
'''Spectra''': [[BigShutUp Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!]]\\
'''Danny''': So, the mighty Penelope Spectra is really just an attention-craving little girl whining about how her life was so miserable, and you figured you'd drag everyone down into the same despair you had to put up with in life. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, like I'm verrrrry frightened]]. You want me to get you some tissues for your sob story? Maybe give you the number for the Self-Help Club for Whiny, Naggy Ghost Hags?

'''Author:''' Okay... I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly ignore and disrespect your parents, always shouting “Parents don’t listen or understand”. No, YOU don’t understand. The people gave you life, put a roof over your head, bring you food and how do you repay them? Ignore them, avoid them and sneak out to join a circus! You know how many kids don’t have parents or both parents in their lives? You know how many kids want to spend time with their parents? And that’s another thing; you have NO reason to be morbid and unhappy… You have two parents who love you, you’re nowhere near poverty and you have a wonderful home and what do you do? Sit in your room in the dark listening to some idiotic emo people with loud music about how life is terrible. Yeah, I’m not exactly Mr. Sunshine, but I have reasons, my folks are divorced, my best friend is on the other side of the country, I’ve never had a girlfriend and I work in a flower shop after spending 4 years learning how to work in videogames. You’re just so hypocritical, you always go on and on and on about the importance of individuality even though you’re fitting in with Goth kids. You say you oppose violence and yet you threaten your friends, be mean to them at times and even damage everything around. You talk about how the Government is pushing people to do things and how people sell out to the man. And yet you have the district change an ENTIRE school cafeteria menu to food only YOU would like! No separate menu for people who want to try, just all for yourself and let other people starve. That’s another thing, you’re bossy and you want things your way! You let loose a gorilla that could’ve killed you, but you keep your friends quiet with an embarrassing photo because it was an endangered species. Against Danny’s wishes, you use the Op Center to make a stupid radio station, 100% free of corporate influence, or money, or assistance… or amusing tracks for all I know. You tried to let loose frogs from the school without thinking about the importance of animal biology… and of course you never look at the negative parts to your plans. Let’s let loose two male gorillas that are the last of their species… so that predators and poachers can come after them or their race can die out quicker! Let’s save the frogs from dissection… so that they can return to where trucks run over them or birds and snakes eat them… you don’t see zoos as anything other than a prison. Does that mean a hospital is a prison for not letting sick people out?! You’re okay with the destruction of trucks because they’re “environmental nightmares” and even tried to make Danny do it... you know how much money and hard work put into making those trucks were? You know how many kids probably didn’t get Christmas presents because of that? But no, you don’t believe in “selling out”... you don’t believe in what most people call “GETTING A PAY CHECK”! Speaking of which, you're obviously using your ideals to hide your obvious laziness. You hate manual labor, you won't "sell out to the man", why? Because you have money!!! You go on about how Government buys us and all that, but what do you know about earning money?! I pull leaves off flower stems every morning!!! Hate to break it to you, well, I don't, but there are people who'd trade those idiotic ideals to have food in their bellies or clean underwear! Before you open your mouth, try earning a paycheck! And I think what I really hate the most about you is that you pretend you’re this deep girl who really loves Danny for who he is and hates shallow girls. What makes YOU not shallow? As I said, you always want things your way, you’re also always pleased whenever Danny’s heart is broken. When Valerie broke his heart, instead of comforting him, what do you do? You smile, sigh and say “clueless”. When he gave up his powers to keep his loved ones from being harmed, what did you do? Scold him for wanting a normal life. Oh yes, normal is so boring, being a freak whose life and loved ones are always endangered by monsters, demons and such is so much more exciting. You weren’t happy for him, you were upset you didn’t get kicks out of seeing him beat someone up anymore! But you know what, I can forgive all of it… ALL OF IT if you weren’t so unlikeable. That’s the worst part, you’re not fun, not pretty, not cool... just absolutely unlikeable...

-->'''Danny''': You’re a lonely, pathetic, miserable old man who’s slowly dying inside because no one loves you, and you make yourself feel better about that by beating up little kids. You’ll never earn Mom’s love. You’ll never kill Dad. You’ll never win over my family, so you can rot through life. You just get older and older each day, breathing and eating and sleeping and dying more and more inside. And one day your age is gonna catch up to you, and you’ll die for real, and I’ll still be around, happy. ''[laughs]'' I go to bed smiling over how petty and sad you really are. G’night Vlad! Sleep well in your big empty house. I hope your big cold vaults of money are comforting, because nothing else in this world will ever comfort you. Not a wife, not family, not love! You’re rich, you’re powerful, you’re strong, but you’re an empty shell of a man, and [[TitleDrop you can’t do any better than that]].

-->'''Ember/Amberline''': You know what Paulina, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I think I know now why you're such a bitch.\\
'''Paulina''': What did you just call me?!\\
'''Ember/Amberline''': Listen here Paulina, you're only popular because your daddy spoils you rotten and always hands everything to you on a silver platter and that you've developed pretty early and started putting out soon after to the first remotely acceptable guy that made a pass at you and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror... because all you see is a spoiled, weak-minded little child who can't do anything on her own who gradually grew up into becoming a whore who's nothing without her pretty face and daddy's money to protect her. That's the reason why you go out of your way to find victims to pick on in order to both gratify your swollen ego and to avoid the inevitable realization that once high school is over, there'll be nothing left for you but memories and several possible STD's and all you'll end up becoming is little more than some scumbag's concubine whose sole survival skills will consist of nothing but these 5 words: "Daddy, I need another loan"... Am I in the ballpark?

--->'''Mitamura''': Assuming none of you plan on committing a murder, you should have no reason to use these weapons.\\
'''Hoshino''': That might be true, but what do you think we should do? Sit on our asses until Monokuma realizes we won't kill each other and lets us go?\\
'''Mitamura''': I am not expecting something so unrealistic to happen, but all 'games' require the players to actually play. The choice of whether to participate in this one is up to us, and if all of us choose not to participate, no one will have to die.\\
'''Hoshino''': Like that'll happen. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really think that no one opened their boxes? Or that there aren't other places to get murder weapons]]? Hell, you were the one who told us there was a crapload of dangerous stuff lying around when we met up last night. [...] So you can't answer that, huh? Or maybe you don't want to. Not that it matters- I'm not expecting an honest answer. Unlike everyone else, I don't just put you on a pedestal or listen to everything you say. I didn't even vote for you, anyway.\\
'''Sugiura''': Neither did I, Hoshino-san, but that level of hostility is uncalled for.\\
'''Hoshino''': Is that all you have to say in Mitamura's defense, Sugiura? Do you really think our fearless leader is the only one who can find a way out of here? Or that she's better than any of us? I sure as hell don't.\\
'''Iwasawa''': I do, Mr. Hoshino. Why else would Miss Mitamura take on the responsibility of leading us?\\
'''Hoshino''': I can think of a few reasons why someone like her would go to all that trouble. Maybe she's used to doing so to pad her resume for her college applications. Maybe she wants her mommy and daddy to be proud of her. Or maybe she wants to pull the wool over our eyes so that no one'll suspect her when she commits murder. In my experience, goody-two-shoes like her are almost always selfish at heart- they just try harder than most to convince people otherwise.

--->'''Miura''': I realize that you're still angry about my defeating you, but I'd like to do what I can to earn your forgiveness. We don't have to be friends, but given the nature of our situation, we should at least be able to get along and work together.\\
'''Kurogane''': So you're making nice with me to keep me from murdering you? Believe it or not, I don't plan on killing anyone, so keep your platitudes to yourself- they aren't necessary or appreciated.\\
'''Miura''': I didn't think you were trying to graduate. I'm just saying that even if neither of us plan on murdering each other, we should be able to trust and cooperate with each other. That's why I'd like you to know how sorry I am for what happened in our game of s-\\
'''Kurogane''': A GAME?! Spoken like a true amateur! I competed against siblings and relatives just so the rest of the family would approve of me. I defeated pros who, like me, had played for all their lives. And then some newbie shows up, making me the laughingstock of the professional shogi circuit and an embarrassment to my family, merely as a demonstration of her talent! I can't think of what's worse- that you'd surpass me so quickly, or your 'beginner's luck' only lasts long enough to make a fool out of me.\\
'''Miura''': I-I didn't think of it as...\\
'''Kurogane''': Of course you didn't think! Dilettantes like you just play around until they're bored, then move on to the next thing. Your so-called 'talent' gives you a few wins, and might just fool most people into thinking that you're good at it, but you're still just playing around, not knowing what it takes to gradually build a reputation- or have all your hard work undone in a single loss.\\
'''Miura''': I didn't know...\\
'''Kurogane''': I'll tell you this much. True Ultimates hone their talents over time, and must continue to do so in order to be worthy of the honor- and burden- of being known as the best. You might not be able to leave this school, but you don't belong here, so don't talk to me unless it's actually important.

--->'''Mitamura''': I suppose I understand your feelings. At the same time, though, your actions were unacceptably selfish. For your own life and own desires, you murdered [[spoiler:Kurogane-san]], and were willing to let the rest of us die rather than own up to your actions and accept the consequences. I do not condone Monokuma-san's decision to sentence you to death, but someone like you has no place in our group.

-->'''Kumiko''': Ryose, shut the FUCK up! This entire time you've done NOTHING but complain and blame people without any proof! No one here knows who's working for Teddie, except for them! It's one thing to be suspicious, but you're just being an ASS! You don't have to like us, but this whole 'everyone's out to get me' crap needs to STOP! That's what he wants! You keep acting like that and someone really WILL try to kill you! I've had enough of this, and I bet everyone else has too, so get your DAMN act together!
* ''Fanfic/NewHopeUniversityMajorInMurder'',

--->'''Lucina''': You knew from the beginning [[spoiler:Therion had changed the sheets]]. Why didn't you mention it earlier?\\
'''Saya''': Uh. I was trying to build a case. I wanted everyone to understand the way the crime went first. We all had to talk it out.\\
'''Lucina''': You also pretended to get things wrong so people could correct you. You let people think they came up with the ideas you were trying to lead them to.\\
'''Saya''': What is your problem? I'm the reason we're still alive right now. {{I did what I had to do}}.\\
'''Lucina''': I appreciate and respect how you were able to figure it all out. But you enjoyed it, didn't you?\\
'''Saya''': Enjoyed what? Look...\\
'''Lucina''': You enjoyed knowing that you could manipulate everyone however you wanted. You enjoyed watching [[spoiler:Therion]] twisting in your net. Right?\\
'''Saya''': This is ridiculous; I don't deserve to be criticized like this!\\
'''Lucina''': I want to trust you. More than anyone else here, I want to trust YOU. But you terrified me today.

* In ''Fanfic/DanganronpaLastHurrah'', Nao gives one to the second killer after learning the person's FreudianExcuse- [[spoiler:Jirou wanted to be recognized as the Ultimate Scholar]], in order to outshine his brother and be recognized by their parents. Nao asks [[spoiler:Jirou]] if his parents were abusive, and after hearing the answer is no, gives the following speech.

-->'''SC Member 1''': Ah, Hinata-san. Welcome.
-->'''SC Member 2''': You’ve certainly had an eventful week, haven’t you?
-->'''Hajime:''' You could say that again.
-->'''SC Member 3''': Have you already made your decision? The deadline isn’t until next month.
-->'''Hajime:''' Yes. I have. What you’re promising me, the ability to gain talent if I participate, is more than anything I could’ve imagined. It was, for the longest time, my greatest dream. To finally have a talent I could call my own. But now, after taking some time to think it over, I’ve changed my mind.
-->'''SC Member 4''': Changed your mind?
-->'''Hajime:''' I’m afraid I won’t be participating in your program.
-->'''SC Member 2''': I see…well, that is rather disappointing. Are you certain this is what you want?
-->'''Hajime:''' Yes. It is. The reason I’m not participating isn’t just because I’m scared or ungrateful, or whatever word you wanna slap on me after I walk out of here. I’m not participating because I don’t need you. I don’t need your empty promises, your talent project, or anything you could possibly offer me. I finally understand now that this entire thing was just a ploy to get me to agree to something I knew nothing about. Just like how you old farts have no idea what talent is.
-->'''SC Member 4''': Wh- how dare you! This school was founded on the principles of scouting, researching, and nurturing talent!
-->'''Hajime:''' No, let me tell you what this school is really all about. It runs on an elitist agenda where people who have no talent are apparently just ticks that try to feed off of the elite. Because the only reason people ever complain are because they’re dissatisfied with their position in life. But you wanna know who the real ticks are? It’s the ones who look down on the poor and siphon away their money for stupid vanity projects. The ones who only see people as a resource to be exploited. The ones who manipulate kids who aren’t sure where they’re going in life with false promises. The ones who use their position to lie, cheat, steal, extort, coerce, and bully to hide their crimes and get whatever they want. The people who wouldn’t know actual talent if it hit them in the face and treat what they do have like property. Who act like they’re above the law because they're aspiring to something greater. Am I hitting close to home? Because I hope I am.
-->'''SC Member 3''': ''*Gets out of his chair*'' Boy, you-
-->'''SC Member 1''': No, no, there’s no need for that. Hinata-san, I see the point you’ve tried to make. And if that’s how you feel, then you should be happy to know you won’t have to stay at this school you hate so much any longer.
-->'''SC Member 2''': Yes, by turning down this project, we’ve also been forced to cancel your scholarship.
-->'''Hajime:''' Oh, I’m not worried about that. I have another source for my tuition.
-->'''SC Member 4''': Another source?
-->'''Hajime:''' Yep. You guys like money, right? I’m sure you do. That’s why the Reserve Course exists in the first place. I plan on staying at this school, not because I support it or your agenda, but because I like the people here. That also means I’ll still be receiving the official Hope’s Peak commendation for any careers I pursue in the future. And I plan on pursuing them based on my own merit. So it’s a win for everyone!
-->'''SC Member 3''': Or we can expel you. Not only are you disrespecting your betters, you trespassed on school grounds you had no business being on.
-->'''Hajime:''' And when you do, I’ll be sure to let the world know this school’s desperately trying to cover up a crime and kicked out a student for saving lives, along with his friends. I know the right people to talk to and the story would go public fast.
-->'''SC Member 2''': They’d never believe your word over the school’s.
-->'''Hajime:''' You really believe that? Even if you’re right, the taint by association would still be there. That means loss of revenue. You’d either have to come clean or keep expelling anyone who tries to get the truth out. And you think some outside party wouldn’t get suspicious and come take a closer look? Imagine what they might find.
--> ''*The committee members all look around nervously at one another*''
-->'''SC Member 1''': …Very well. You’ll…you’ll be allowed to continue attending Hope’s Peak Academy.
-->'''Hajime:''' Good. And with that, I’ll be heading home. Still got a lot of recovering to do. Good day, gentlemen.

--->'''Izumi:''' H-How…How dare you-
--->'''Maiko:''' Oh, shove it, will you? You can insult me all you want, cuz yeah, maybe I have been a loser up to now. And maybe I’ve been comfortable with it. But don’t you ever- don’t you '''EVER'''- talk to my husband or my baby that way.
--->'''Izumi:''' Baby?! Y-You never even wanted to be a mother!\\
'''Maiko:''' I changed my mind. You really oughta sometime, you rotten old prune. Let me make something clear to you. Your attitude not only makes me vomit, breathing the same air as you not only makes me want to rip my nose off, but every time I hear you talk about “the good of the clan,” it makes me wanna rip my hair out.\\
This has ''never'' been about the good of the clan. It’s always been about you. You, you, you, ''you'', ''you'', ''you'', '''you!''' ''Your'' power, ''your'' legacy, ''your'' misery, ''your'' needs, ''your'' whatever! All you’ve ever given a shit about is how WE can help YOU feel better about yourself. And I know what you’re gonna say. You’re gonna say “Oh, you mean like you, sitting there and living in your little fantasy world instead of doing anything with your life?” To which I’ll say, yes and no. Yeah, sure. I know I haven’t been a good mother to Hiyoko or even the best wife to Kohaku.\\
But you know what else I haven’t been to him or anyone? A loud, arrogant, self-centered control freak who’s past her prime. Someone who needs to blame her problems on others because she’s too sad, too selfish and too spineless to take any responsibility for them. Someone who acts like she’s the biggest, most pathetic, pitiable loser in the world so she can have the chance to play the victim card. [[IronicEcho Alright. If you wanna act like a loser, I’ll treat you like a loser.]] Maybe I can’t dance, but you’re the one who gave birth to me and my brothers. You’re the one who can’t let go of how our ancestor went to Hope’s Peak. Meanwhile, I actually ''graduated!''\\
But most of all, you need to understand something, Mom. Traditions are important, but you don’t want anything to change, anything to grow and you just want things the way they’ve always been…just with you in charge and telling people what to do. You’re not doing good for the clan, you’re strangling it. I know for a fact that Hiyoko doesn’t need you in order to keep our traditions going. What she does need is to learn who she is and to be allowed to GROW, as a child and as a human being! How fucking '''dare''' you act like that’s a betrayal of everything we’ve worked toward as a family. And unlike you, I know I’m not past my prime. And that infuriates you, doesn’t it? Knowing ''I'' could do something that YOU didn’t like and didn’t have control over, so you did everything you could to make me feel like shit!\\
And that’s not even touching on how much of a narrow-minded bigot you are. But considering you ''LIED'' to Hiyoko about who her father is for years, I think that speaks for itself. You think Japan is better without foreigners? It’s better without people like you. You’re not some special, all-important or even vital part of this family. You’re scum. You’re a chewed-up wad of gum stuck on the underside of a bus stop: dirty, disgusting and unwanted. This clan will survive without you. In fact, it’ll ''thrive'' without you and your bullshit.

-->'''Sandi:''' "I don't even know why I'm even wasting my time or theirs talking about or to you. You don't care about anything or anyone here -- you wouldn't lose a moment's sleep if anyone or everyone else were wiped out, would you? To you, it really wouldn't matter if this were a class project, a video game or real life - even if all these people that you know were to get wiped out, would it? You don't care about people getting hurt or dying -- I'm certain you didn't lose sleep over Tommy Sherman --"\\
'''Daria:''' "You have no right to say that about me."\\
'''Sandi:''' "I have every right to say it. You make fun of all of us. You think we're idiots, running around doing nothing of any real worth, just acting stupid and wasting time until we're dead while YOU cage yourself up in the dark in libraries and such, doing your living by reading constantly about the people who had the guts to do what you won't -- which is go out and LIVE! You make fun of people like Kevin, and Brittany, and Charles. You make fun of things like the 'Lowdown', the Fashion Club and the football team, and people like Andrea -- hell people like Mack and ME are afraid that someday, you'll notice them and start chopping away at them, hurting their feelings because you don't want to feel good yourself and don't want to know why! You treat us like idiots! Yes, we're not all as smart as you -- and by the way, even though we ARE the idiots, we still outnumber you - and if we wanted, we could stampede over you. But do you know why we don't? Because we don't NOTICE you. You see -- we're having fun. We're out doing things. We fight among ourselves, we do stupid things, we make others notice us, but above everything else we're living. We're alive - and whether we're in pain, or happy or getting screwed by the system, we're gonna keep going -- but YOU! You're a black hole for happiness -- you're world-class buzzkill! It's kind of like what Billy Thomas said on 'Series/{{Ally McBeal}}' -- 'Life is wasted on you, Daria! Life is wasted on you because you'll never enjoy it!' You're worse than a 'misery chick' -- you're Sally Field in 'Soapdish!' '''No matter how many chances you get for happiness, you'll just screw them up because you are the Queen -- of -- MISERY!"'''

--->'''Trent:''' "Daria, I'm not trying to --"\\
'''Daria:''' "You're not doing ANYTHING with, to or for me -- there are better-looking ways to get an STD, and you've probably never heard of antibiotics. What, piss-poor lyrics make you dumb AND deaf? Let me make it simple, so even a non-guitar playing bag of skin, bones and smell like you can understand without you needing your wannabe psychic earth-mother floating around on bong smoke to translate: GET -- AWAY -- FROM -- ME. GO -- THE -- HELL -- AWAY. FUCK -- OFF!" ''[pauses]'' "So you are capable of learning. I guess that empty look in your eyes is just for decoration -- well, something about you should be physically appealing to someone someday. Study up on '2+ 2' -- maybe you'll SOMEDAY be able to swing that job collecting tolls on the Jersey Turnpike. It's your kind of career, Trent: money, respect AND intellectual development. Maybe you'll pull down a Nobel Prize for your fundamental breakthroughs in counting loose change." (Trent steps away.) "Smart call, two-ply. Now practice playing the scales -- it'll help you pass the time in the Public Aid Office while you wait for your appointment to get food stamps. Better yet, close your eyes while you're there and count all the fans you'll have when you make it -- my God, are you done already?"\\
'''Jesse:''' "Daria, c'mon --"\\
'''Daria:''' "Are YOU trying to develop the concept of speech and evolve?" ''[shoves something down Jesse's pants]'' "Here's a twenty; go buy a haircut, a shirt and a vasectomy. That way -- you'll be the perfect man."

-->'''Erin:''' "Don't you even ''think'' about telling me off for making a scene, maybe if I did it more often I wouldn't be ''standing in the shit'' like this! As pathetic as Aunt Helen and her fucking coven are, at least they don't let someone box them into a fucking box for their own image! This wedding, this fucking wedding... this is all, all mirrors and smoke, you just want it to look good so you can pretend you wanted me to get married! And oh yes, Brian is fucking worthless but that never bothered you about Paul or Bruno or any other of the other ''troglodytes'' you keep dragging round the house every four months and forcing me to play stepdaughter to! And you wonder why I left home the damn ''instant'' I was laid off from work and had an excuse to move? Any wonder ''I'' stick with ''my'' troglodyte after watching ''you'' piss it up every third of the year? Don't ''you'' ever ''think it'', Daddy! I haven't seen you in years and so what if you can't stand Mother ''you could work something out, but you don't''! And Aunt Amy! Brilliant damn advice, ''brilliant'', you sure know about horrible shitty relationships only you forgot to give me anything more practical, like ''what happens if my boss is such a creepy pushy bastard he follows me''? ''YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS ANDREW LANDON '''WE DID IT TWO MINUTES AGO'''''! Well, that's me ''fired'', I guess, ''and'' the wedding off too! Are we having FUN yet? ''Are'' we, Hellion Wheels? Is this ''punk'' enough for you? Maybe if I was doing this at 3 fucking AM and shoving it down your throat every damn time we met, that'd be punk, right? Christ, and your hellspawn is ''worse'' than you, you must have really ''worked'' at that! And don't think ''you're'' out of it, Daria, you made it clear you knew the marriage was failing and you snarked about it! Snarked about it? ''What use could you be to anyone''? And a big thank you, I MEAN FUCK YOU, to all my friends who had to walk in and decided to snitch about me behind my back, well I'm sure ''glad'' I wasted years of my life with you and tried to act all sympathetic with your problems! ''A total waste''! I hate every damn one of you."

-->'''Tara''': Thought you mighta been one of the smart ones. Dick had something to prove. Kory was an airhead. Donna was all 'whatever ya say, Dick.' Tincan was stuck in moping mode. An' let's not go there with Raven. But you mighta been something.\\
'''Gar''': I am! I ditched my lying, deceptive user of a power-hungry lunatic, and found someone the complete opposite to share my life with! ''[laughs]'' And you were so pathetic, after getting out of your slavery in Hell with a sliver of honor, to fall right back to where you DIED. A worthless shell, used to bribe assassins with, among others no doubt, to con with, and scheme with. And now you tried to con yourself a life. With your ex no less. As a martyr to the Titans yourself, back from the dead honorably, when you really died crushing yourself by accident in the murderous rage you created from your insanity. You're pathetic Markov....See, that's your main trouble. You hate the truth, Tara. You love lies. Lies are your best friend. You can shape lies. You can't shape truth. You can adjust lies by adding more lies. Adding a lie to a truth just makes it look worse. And you know what you'll end up dying with Tara? You and your lies. What a life that was. From nothing to something to nothing again. Hope you like this path, because on this planet, on the road you're on, you're screwed. Here lies Lying Manipulator. Died alone.

-->'''Superman''': Krypton.\\
'''Batman''': Hm?\\
'''Superman''': [[DoomedHometown Krypton. Mars. Argo]]. Do you know what they mean?\\
'''Batman''': Your home world, J'onn's home world, Kara's home world. I just don't know why you're bringing it up.\\
'''Superman''': I never knew what my home planet was like. My parents sent me away when I was a baby. But J’onn married. He had a family, two kids before the White Martians invaded. Kara had her parents and a little brother. Maybe more relatives, but she doesn’t like to talk about it that much. Not with me or Ma or Pa. And they both lost it all in an instant, either war or planetary destruction. And you know something? They’ve drawn people in instead of pushing them away. J’onn spends time talking with the others in the League. Kara is balancing her time between the Titans and her friends at school. They’re still hurting, but they reach out instead of withdrawing. They don’t let their fears get in the way of their happiness. (''sighs irritatedly'') Meanwhile, you’re not even fit to be near children.\\
'''Batman''': I know how to talk to children-\\
'''Superman''': No, you know how to ''interrogate'' them. You know how to get them to talk, even when you’re wearing that outfit. It’s easier to do when they aren’t your children. You make it sound like you have a heavy burden on your shoulders looking after an entire city, [[YouAreNotAlone even though you have people who love you and give a damn]]. People ready to die for you and let you know that you aren’t alone. [[UngratefulBastard And how do you thank them?]] ''‘You’re fired, now get out of my cave’, ‘You disobeyed a direct order, Stephanie. It’s over.’ ‘I don’t need anyone.’ ‘You’re only getting in the way.’'' And do I have to mention how you thanked Miss Row? Does she still have that broken nose? You had Alfred, you had Leslie, you had people who ''loved'' you and you’re still griping over your parents’ death. Why are you still making a big deal over it?\\
'''Batman''': Take. That. Back!\\
'''Superman''': No. I won’t. And it’s going to take more than Kryptonite to stop me, Batman. You could pull it out now and I’d still be right. It wouldn’t change anything I’ve said.\\
'''Batman''': (''growling'') What point are you trying to make here?\\
'''Superman''': My point, Batman, is that they suffered more than you have, and they aren’t taking it out on everyone around them. J’onn doesn’t punch children for reminding him of his dead ones or of a future he might never have again. He doesn’t break up with a woman he’s attracted to because he’s afraid of her dying. Kara doesn’t break off her friendship with Barbara every time she saves her life. She doesn’t conveniently forget about Ma or Pa, the closest things she has to parents right now, when she feels overwhelmed. I don’t push Lois or Jimmy or my parents away just because my planet blew up. I don’t ignore my friends or co-workers, either. And your backstory? A mugging that took your parents’ lives. That ''is'' sad. And no kid should have to deal with that. But you know what? You’ve had time to ''mourn''. You’ve had time to ''heal''. You’ve have people to lean on. [[{{Wangst}} But you don’t seem to want that, do you?]] It’s been twenty-five years since it’s happened. I don’t care how old you think you are. (''he glares at him coldly'') Grow the hell up.

'''Magica:''' You're living in a mansion, Lena. By definition-\\

'''Magica:''' I was-\\

'''Mabel:''' You're being so nice about Pacifica. (''{{gasp}}'') [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint Do you like her? Is she the new Wendy!?]]\\

'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a ''nerd'' zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that [[AllTakeAndNoGive all you are is selfish and suffocating!]]

** During the second half of the presidential debate, Tommy delivers a cutting one to George that calls him and the [=DreamSMP=] as a whole out for starting the War for Independence and gets him to admit he's only running for Quackity's vice president to reduce L'Manburg to an extension of the Dream SMP.
---> '''Tommy:''' May I start, please? First of all, I would like to formerly apologize for my outburst earlier. But I think I can provide you for a good reason why. At the core, it all boils down to the unprofessional and downright childish behaviour of my debating opponent – Because that's the truth, ladies and gentlemen. George has been lying this whole time, turning this story against me to make me look bad. You may say what you wish about mine and Wilbur's policies, but do you want a liar in your government?\\

'''George:''' There was no need for L'Manberg first and foremost. [[BlatantLies We never did anything to wrong you. We welcomed you to our city with open arms, and you separated yourself and took resources from us we could have used to develop the [=DreamSMP=] more. The only way to repair this divide again is for cooperation to start between the two of us-]]\\

'''George:''' [[NeverMyFault You... You lot were trying to topple the system we had in place to keep our city safe. We fought back against what could have left our city in shambles. We did the right thing, and L'Manberg was a disappointing side-effect of that.]]\\

'''George:''' [[VillainousBreakdown If we win this election we're going to bring L'Manberg back to what it should have always been – Nothing more but an extension of the DreamSMP!]]\\

'''Tommy:''' [[LampshadeHanging By keeping my cool far better than an adult can manage to, it seems.]]\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(pats George on the back)'' [[SarcasmMode Good debating there, Gogy. But try harder next time.]]

'''[=AntVenom=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Right. Of course.]] It's the two of you that are frauds. Letting your father take the fall for something you did. What an honourable thing to do.\\

'''[=AntVenom=]:''' [[NothingPersonal It's called business.]] I thought someone like you would get that, but you don't seem to-\\
'''Schlatt:''' [[BrokenPedestal I used to look up to you.]] I'd see you up on that stage and I'd imagine being by your side. I even had this stupid little dream where we fought the Ender Dragon together. You know, a fairytale – Because I was just a kid with an idol. A naive kid you used.\\
'''[=AntVenom=]:''' It's not like you were the only one-\\
'''Schlatt:''' 'But lo and behold, every person I thought to be good turned out to be my enemy. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt Ted Nivison might be a complete asshole, but at least he doesn't try to hide it.]] [[BrokenPedestal Congratulations, not only did you take Phil away from us, you took my hero away from me.]]

---> '''Tubbo:''' You were wrong, Quackity! Attacking Techno was not the right move. Dream got in the way anyway. He was always the problem. I shouldn't have had listened to you! We kicked a hornets nest, pissing Technoblade off! Now we have more to deal with!\\

'''Tubbo:''' You are a self-centered, manipulative asshole! [[NotSoDifferentRemark …It seems Schlatt taught you well.]]

--> '''Sam:''' Tommy, you- I- I really should put you in a cell, Tommy. You may have been revived, but you still broke into prison.\\

--> '''Lena:''' How dare you? After all you did, how ''dare'' you claim to have gotten off worse?\\

* In ''7teen'', [[NiceGuy Michael]] gives a [[ActionDad rather brutal]] one to Emma's rude friends, Susan, who was an Expy of [[Series/ModernFamily Claire Dunphy]] in [[https://www.facebook.com/7teenfanfiction/posts/1787345908257042 Save Yourself, Part 5]].

* In the ''VisualNovel/Danganronpa2GoodbyeDespair'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to [[spoiler:her]] trying to compare [[spoiler:her]] actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.

* In the ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' fic ''Fanfic/DanganRonpaAnotherIF'', Sayaka ([[ForWantOfANail who was convinced not to go through with her attempt to murder Leon]]) gives one to Kyoko, calling out her hypocrisy for telling Sakura that they can no longer trust her after Sakura willingly reveals herself as Monokuma's unwilling mole and then putting Makoto's life at risk by having him investigate the hidden archive room in the third-floor bathroom by himself, resulting in Makoto being attacked by the Mastermind:

* In ''7teen'', [[NiceGuy Michael]] gives a [[ActionDad rather brutal]] one to Emma's rude friend, Susan, whom was an Expy of [[Series/ModernFamily Claire Dunphy]] in [[https://www.facebook.com/7teenfanfiction/posts/1787345908257042 Save Yourself, Part 5]].

'''Azula''': [[SarcasmMode What a surprise. The twelve-year old boy who happens to be the Spirit of Balance thinks revenge is bad.]] Now don't get me wrong, we both know I don't give an owl-rat's feather for what you want to do to the man. But the Avatar asked this of me, and right now I care a lot more about staying in his favor than yours. (''pauses, then smiles'') And if it's any consolation, you've actually made me very glad tonight.\\

'''Young!Azula''': No you won't. [[{{Irony}} You've managed to fail in every way possible.]] I'm not the traitor to my homeland; you are! I'm not the screw up my father cast out; YOU ARE! This is all your fault! [[NiceJobFixingItVillain If you hadn't come along, none of this would have happened!]]

'''Vlad''': Oh, Maddie, please don't say that. After all, you and Danny... the perfect family I could never have... Would you really condemn a man the foolish things he does... for love?\\

'''Spectra''': Hey, ''I'm'' the psychiatrist here, not you! If you're tryin to turn the tables on me, [[BlatantLies it's not working]]!\\

'''Author:''' Okay... I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly ignore and disrespect your parents, always shouting “Parents don’t listen or understand”. No, YOU don’t understand. The people gave you life, put a roof over your head, bring you food and how do you repay them? Ignore them, avoid them and sneak out to join a circus! You know how many kids don’t have parents or both parents in their lives? You know how many kids want to spend time with their parents? And that’s another thing; you have NO reason to be morbid and unhappy… You have two parents who love you, you’re nowhere near poverty and you have a wonderful home and what do you do? Sit in your room in the dark listening to some idiotic emo people with loud music about how life is terrible. Yeah, I’m not exactly Mr. Sunshine, but I have reasons, my folks are divorced, my best friend is on the other side of the country, I’ve never had a girlfriend and I work in a flower shop after spending 4 years learning how to work in videogames. You’re just so hypocritical, you always go on and on and on about the importance of individuality even though you’re fitting in with Goth kids. You say you oppose violence and yet you threaten your friends, be mean to them at times and even damage everything around. You talk about how the Government is pushing people to do things and how people sell out to the man. And yet you have the district change an ENTIRE school cafeteria menu to food only YOU would like! No separate menu for people who want to try, just all for yourself and let other people starve. That’s another thing, you’re bossy and you want things your way! You let loose a gorilla that could’ve killed you, but you keep your friends quiet with an embarrassing photo because it was an endangered species. Against Danny’s wishes, you use the Op Center to make a stupid radio station, 100% free of corporate influence, or money, or assistance… or amusing tracks for all I know. You tried to let loose frogs from the school without thinking about the importance of animal biology… and of course you never look at the negative parts to your plans. Let’s let loose two male gorillas that are the last of their species… so that predators and poachers can come after them or their race can die out quicker! Let’s save the frogs from dissection… so that they can return to where trucks run over them or birds and snakes eat them… you don’t see zoos as anything other than a prison. Does that mean a hospital is a prison for not letting sick people out?! You’re okay with the destruction of trucks because they’re “environmental nightmares” and even tried to make Danny do it... you know how much money and hardwork put into making those trucks were? You know how many kids probably didn’t get Christmas presents because of that? But no, you don’t believe in “selling out”... you don’t believe in what most people call “GETTING A PAY CHECK”! Speaking of which, you're obviously using your ideals to hide your obvious laziness. You hate manual labor, you won't "sell out to the man", why? Because you have money!!! You go on about how Government buys us and all that, but what do you know about earning money?! I pull leaves off flower stems every morning!!! Hate to break it to you, well, I don't, but there are people who'd trade those idiotic ideals to have food in their bellies or clean underwear! Before you open your mouth, try earning a paycheck! And I think what I really hate the most about you is that you pretend you’re this deep girl who really loves Danny for who he is and hates shallow girls. What makes YOU not shallow? As I said, you always want things your way, you’re also always pleased whenever Danny’s heart is broken. When Valerie broke his heart, instead of comforting him, what do you do? You smile, sigh and say “clueless”. When he gave up his powers to keep his loved ones from being harmed, what did you do? Scold him for wanting a normal life. Oh yes, normal is so boring, being a freak whose life and loved ones are always endangered by monsters, demons and such is so much more exciting. You weren’t happy for him, you were upset you didn’t get kicks out of seeing him beat someone up anymore! But you know what, I can forgive all of it… ALL OF IT if you weren’t so unlikeable. That’s the worst part, you’re not fun, not pretty, not cool... just absolutely unlikeable...

-->'''Danny''': You’re a lonely, pathetic, miserable old man who’s slowly dying inside because no one loves you, and you make yourself feel better about that by beating up little kids. You’ll never earn Mom’s love. You’ll never kill Dad. You’ll never win over my family, so you can rot through life. You just get older and older each day, breathing and eating and sleeping and dying more and more inside. And one day your age is gonna catch up to you, and you’ll die for real, and I’ll still be around, happy. ''[laughs]'' I go to bed smiling over how petty and sad you really are. G’night Vlad! Sleep well in your big empty house. I hope your big cold vaults of money are comforting, because nothing else in this world will ever comfort you. Not a wife, not family, not love! You’re rich, you’re powerful, you’re strong, but you’re an empty shell of a man, and [[TitleDrop you can’t do any better than that]].
* In ''Fanfic/ResurrectedMemories'': Ember as Amberline delivers an ''epic'' one to Paulina based off of Brian's RYSS to Connie in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' after the latter tries one of her put downs.

* In the ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' fic ''Fanfic/DanganRonpaAnotherIF'', Sayaka ([[ForWantOfANail who was convinced not to go through with her attempt to murder Leon]]) gives one to Kyoko, calling out her hypocrisy for telling Sakura that they can no longer trust her after Sakura willingly reveals herself as Monokuma's unwilling mole and then putting Makoto's life at risk by having him investigate the hidden archive room in the third floor bathroom by himself, resulting in Makoto being attacked by the Mastermind:

* In ''Fanfic/DespairsLastResort'', during Chapter 5, the group is on edge after hearing that one of them is Monokuma's spy. After Ryouta's paranoia and hostility gets out of hand, resulting in him claiming that [[spoiler:Kazumi doesn't care about her best friend's death]], Kumiko punches him and gives him the following speech, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness both of which are highly unlike her]].

-->'''Hajime:''' No, let me tell you what this school is really all about. It runs on an elitist agenda where people who have no talent are apparently just ticks that try to feed off of the elite. Because the only reason people ever complain are because they’re dissatisfied with their position life. But you wanna know who the real ticks are? It’s the ones who look down on the poor and siphon away their money for stupid vanity projects. The ones who only see people as a resource to be exploited. The ones who manipulate kids who aren’t sure where they’re going in life with false promises. The ones who use their position to lie, cheat, steal, extort, coerce, and bully to hide their crimes and get whatever they want. The people who wouldn’t know actual talent if it hit them in the face and treat what they do have like property. Who act like they’re above the law because they're aspiring to something greater. Am I hitting close to home? Because I hope I am.

-->'''SC Member 1''': No, no, there’s no need for that. Hinata-san, I see the point you’ve tried to make. And if that’s how you feel, then you should happy to know you won’t have to stay at this school you hate so much any longer.

But most of all, you need to understand something, Mom. Traditions are important, but you don’t want anything to change, anything to grow and you just want things the way they’ve always been…just with you in charge and telling people what to do. You’re not doing good for the clan, you’re strangling it. I know for a fact that Hiyoko doesn’t need you in order to keep our traditions going. What she does need is learn who she is and to be allowed to GROW, as a child and as a human being! How fucking '''dare''' you act like that’s a betrayal of everything we’ve worked toward as a family. And unlike you, I know I’m not past my prime. And that infuriates you, doesn’t it? Knowing ''I'' could do something that YOU didn’t like and didn’t have control over, so you did everything you could to make me feel like shit!\\

'''Gar''': I am! I ditched my lying, deceptive user of a power hungry lunatic, and found someone the complete opposite to share my life with! ''[laughs]'' And you were so pathetic, after getting out of your slavery in Hell with a sliver of honor, to fall right back to where you DIED. A worthless shell, used to bribe assassins with, among others no doubt, to con with, and scheme with. And now you tried to con yourself a life. With your ex no less. As a martyr to the Titans yourself, back from the dead honorably, when you really died crushing yourself by accident in the murderous rage you created from your insanity. You're pathetic Markov....See, that's your main trouble. You hate the truth Tara. You love lies. Lies are your best friend. You can shape lies. You can't shape truth. You can adjust lies by adding more lies. Adding a lie to a truth just makes it look worse. And you know what you'll end up dying with Tara? You and your lies. What a life that was. From nothing to something to nothing again. Hope you like this path, because on this planet, on the road you're on, you're screwed. Here lies Lying Manipulator. Died alone.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13210796/1/Laughable-Bats Laughable Bats]]'', Batman gives a devastating one to [[ComicBook/DarkNightsMetal The Batman Who Laughs]] -- one of the most, if not ''the most'', dangerous psychopaths in the [=DC=] Multiverse -- in Crime Alley, picking apart everything from [[AxCrazy his simplistic worldview]] and StupidEvil tendencies to [[FashionVictimVillain his impractical costume]] and ultimately being [[NotSoInvincibleAfterAll far less powerful and immortal than he thought]] due to various underlying illnesses and being too insane to be trusted by his own master and allies. It's so brutal that it gives [[MaliciousMisnaming "Laughable Bats"]] a full-on VillainousBreakdown that not only removes Barbatos' favor and blessing from him, but manages to restore [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone a bit of his sanity]].

'''Hal:''' "That's right, Star. Not just because he was the part of you that had to be hard. God knows, Carol Ferris had that. She couldn't have run Ferris Aircraft all those years and not have had that. The Predator was more than that. He was the part of you that was--dark. Evil. More than an agressor, Carol. He was the being who hated everything Carol Ferris loved."\\

** Poison Ivy gives one to Firefly calling him out his intimacy issues and how lonely he is after seeing how terrified he is by the prospect of a kiss while after she hypnotizes him with her pheromones while trying to kill him.

'''Poison Ivy:''' Yet. You're pathetic and lonely. [[CruelMercy I think letting you live with this.. is a greater punishment then killing you.]] What a very small man you are. [[NotWorthKilling You're not even worth turning into mulch.]] Yes, keeping you alive while you desperately crave something you will never allow yourself to have? Oh that… that is a far greater punishment then anything I could come up with. Besides.. it's not me you want, is it..? Ohhh.. I know all about your desires for Doctor Cassidy… Harley, bless her, talks in her sleep. Why don't you go to Sarah now, you little creten? Show her how pathetic you truly are.

-->'''Frieza''': "Oh how I loathe people like you Vegeta. [...] A filthy traitor who thinks he has some sort of right to overthrow me. And you don't even have the common courtesy to die. That Super Saiyan ape might have vexed me, but you...you just insult me. [...] And you... Are an arrogant back-stabbing coward, who is incapable of acknowledging his own failures. You were sniveling to that Goku idiot back on Namek, saying that everything evil you ever did was MY fault. Well tell me Vegeta, do you know how many worlds and civilizations you've destroyed without my order? Did I tell you to destroy Arlia? Did I order you to commit genocide on the colonies of Ethrom? Was I the one who ordered you to decapitate the king of Verbu because he insulted your height? No, you proved yourself quite capable of cruelty without my input. [...] You see, Vegeta, for all the cruelty and death I or my family may cause, we have our reasons. Usually it's just business, trying to expand our empire or give territory to those loyal races who need it. Occasionally I'll mix business with pleasure such as right now. But the thing is, my dear boy, that's where the difference lies. I have motives behind what I do, while you... well you are just a thug like the rest of your species, despite this infernal notion of 'Saiyan pride' you constantly scream about. A violent and petty little thug who thinks that being a 'prince' makes him something special. In actuality, you were just a grunt your whole life, lower than even Zarbon and Dodoria before you started getting lucky. The universe would be much better off without you to stain it."

'''Lena:''' ''YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'' Do you have any idea what you did to me? You...were...''abusive''. The things you did to me, I'll spend my whole life getting away from. Every other word out of your mouth was either a negative scream against me, tearing down my my will and confidence, or it was manipulative, something to get me to dance to your tune in the vain hopes of the smallest amount of affection. You ''used'' me. You manipulated, belittled, insulted, and gaslit me. You stole my freaking body from me! I was a child! I wanted someone to love me, but you never gave me even an ounce of care and compassion. I was nothing to you, just a tool! ''(at this point, Lena starts to tear up)'' I had to unlearn so much of what you programmed into me, and it's been some of the hardest things I've ever done. I had to learn that could be a safe place, that family isn't suppose to yell and berate you, that how I treated was ''not normal''. I catch myself thinking about this or that awful thing, things about myself I ''know'' to be wrong but they still bubble up from deep inside without warning. I have anxiety and sometimes depression. I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning and I sometimes have to slip away to be alone, reorient my brain after too much is going on around me. And my nightmares...great Gaia, my nightmares! A lot of them are mostly shock value now, but there have been some nights where I am too keyed up from them that I can't go back to sleep. I just something something fluffy, usually Skadi, and sit by the window looking at the stars until morning. It's not healthy, I know it's not, but that's what it is!\\

And the worst part about all this is that I can barely talk about what's bothering me sometimes. Not to Webby, not to the boys, not to Scrooge or Beakley or Doc Van Horn. Della gets some of it, but I still feel like the words won't come. And right now, it's all spilling out , and it's to '''''you'''''. And now you have the gall to stand there like I'm the one at fault? Bullshit lady! You tried me like scum, tore me apart, and tried to rebuilt me into a tin toy! I'm not going to apologize for striking back at an abuser!\\

* In [[https://popculturebuffet.tumblr.com/post/659120282633699328/what-you-really-think-comissoin-for-weirdkev27 What You Really Think]] which takes place between [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E21Timephoon Timephoon]] and [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E22GlomTales GlomTales]], Glomgold is desperately trying to win the bet and comes up with what he calls the Festival of Schemes and starts listing 15 of the 80 schemes in it. Owlson, who has been uncharacteristically calm during this, simply humors him the entire time. Fed up with her behavior, Glomgold accuses her of being a spy for Scrooge [=McDuck=] in an attempt to sabotage him. Owlson tells him she doesn't need to since Glomgold lost regardless. Glomgold tell her to say what she really feels and does so.[[spoiler: And then accidently gives him the idea to unite the rest of Scrooge's enemies.]]
-->'''Owlson:''' (takes breath) You are the worst person i've ever met. You're inconsiderate, selfish, sexist, stupid, homicidal, suicidal, sociopathic. I spent MONTHS trying to rescue this company from you, MONTHS, and you tore it apart in less than a year and ignored me. Constantly!\\

'''Owlson:''' At what?! Hatching half brained schemes?\\

'''Owlson:''' My stopping you from spending every PENNY we have on your stupid vendetta with scrooge is the only REASON we have money left! It's the only reason your close to his range! I tried to help you win the legal way and you just ignored me! [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E10The87CentSolution You got our company accused of stock fraud!]] [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E13RaidersOfTheDoomsdayVault You blew a surefire deal!]] [[NoodleIncident You set fire to my apartment!]]\\

-->'''Natsu''': You weak, useless little whore. When we met back in Hargeon, I thought to myself 'Hey, she looks nice. She'd make the guild return to normal'. [[ReplacementGoldfish Yeah, I just needed you to be a replacement]]. And when you fucking moan 24/7 about not having rent, I just wanna slap you! Have you at ANY POINT thought about us? Probably not, because your one of them wannabe Mages who deserve to rot in hell! And I swear, on Igneels life, if you hurt ANYONE within Fairy Tail... I show you the true meaning of pain, one worse than Death!\\

** Amazingly, this actually gets through to Louise and for possibly the first time ''ever'', she thinks of the implications of dragging Saito into her world.

--->'''Cardinal:''' . The only one to blame is you, Duchess! You couldn't wait! You had to find your daughter on the double! On the triple! Didn't matter the number of diplomatic accidents it would cause! Didn't matter if the Germanian ambassador was throttled out of a window, or if half the knights of the corps suddenly resigned to follow you in your inane crusade! For three years, I sought out your daughter through my own means, just so I could slap in your face your weakness when compared to the Crown! But then you had to go and move a mountain. You had to build an outpost, you just had to order the knights of the Manticore to follow you! And those fools did! The King told them not to, and they followed you! Do you have any idea what that meant?! That was the closest you could have gone to treason! The Crown has power as long as the people that swear fealty to it respect it! But to find your daughter, you decided to shit on Everything! The nobles whispered! It's always been about magic, our nobility! The Duchess can move a mountain-what can our King do? The Duke's the bastard in the royal line; he's a descendant of Brimir too! So, frankly? When someone killed your second daughter? I was glad they did just to see you realize how weak you were. So no, I had no intention of giving you back your daughter just so you could return to court with your heir after having thrown the worst of all temper tantrums. My king died of worry and heartache, fearing for his kingdom to be divided, because of you! The Queen would never have punished you. The Princess is too innocent for the politics of the court. So I did what I had to do for the King and for the Country of Tristain, and there goes not a day where I am not glad I did what I did, because right now, in court, you are alone Duchess. It took me decades, and your husband-oh you should be glad your husband did his best to hold on to what little he had. If you had been alone, I would have taken everything from you, the title, the power, the money-everything, but not your life. Just like you took my King away. Just like you weakened the Crown. And yet, for all of my work, I was willing to accept my punishment. Founder knows the sleepless nights, how wrong it was to keep a child away from its mother-a child who had no sins for being born to a selfish bitch. So, Duchess, I knew where your daughter was, and I hid it from you. To this day, I will apologize to your daughter a hundred of times, but do not think even for a second I would not do this again. You committed treason, and you were punished for it. Be thankful the crime was not paid with your life and that of all those who followed you rather than the crown!

* ''Fanfic/MikesNewGhostlyFamily'': After the wager between Nightmare and William Afton of breaking Mike's family ended with nightmare coming out victorious and the children's bonds strenghtening instead, Nightmare rips a speech towards William after the latter says both of them are evil monsters.

* One happens in ''Fanfic/FrozenHeartsSakume'', when Harald loses a poll conducted among his brothers about whether to help Hans; Harald's side votes "no" and Heins' side votes "yes".

* In the second chapter of ''Fanfic/DarknessBurning'', which is set in an AlternateUniverse where her parents came back safely, Anna gives her parents one of these [[spoiler:after learning about "Conceal, don't feel"]]. She tells them they're responsible for Elsa's depression [[spoiler:and attempted suicide]].

* Anna in ''Fanfic/TheRoyalReunion'' calls out her parents after being reunited with them, after thinking they were dead for three years. She vents out all her rage at the isolation her and her sister felt due to their parents separating them. Anna gets equally mad about how her parents words caused Elsa to doubt herself growing up.

-->"Struck a raw nerve, did I?" the copy continued. "Do you honestly believe that you actually care about him? From the way you treated him, I'm surprised that he stayed close to as long as he did; although I have no idea what he saw in you in the first place. You are a bitter, violent, and often inconsiderate woman who has built emotional walls around herself and blocks people who actually care about her from getting too close while letting complete lowlifes through. Honestly, I fail to see the attraction."

'''Asuka''': "You're letting her stagnate and rot! That's ten times worse. Do you trust her to watch your back in a Senshado match?" ''[only half the team says yes]'' "Yeah, doesn't look so great now does it!? You're flat out lying to her."\\
'''Miho''': "We're not! Momo is a hard working teammate, who never gave up or stopped acting in our best interest. She helped us when the school was about to close and fought with us in the finals. I have faith in her."\\

'''Saori''': "BAH! This is completely off topic! You're trying to distract us with strange and scary sounding things while you make fun of Momo-chan!"\\

'''Miho''':"I warn you, be careful."\\

'''Miho''': "Don't say that... this is madness... MADNESS ! You were [[spoiler:a member of the Public Morals Committee]], I just can't believe that you've committed a so inhuman act... May your body rot in hell when you'll commit suicide, you just took my friends from me, you just maimed a team of its commander, you broke another, it seems that you don't realize what you're doing!"\\

--->'''Hisao''': Considering that the skills you learned were the ones I taught you, I beg to differ. I had assumed that you had grown past this. That you had matured. I see now that I was wrong. You've let hatred enter your heart. And it will be your downfall. Until you learn to forgive others, you will never be able forgive yourself. And you will never be in control of your own life.

** [[Film/MonsterVerse Vivienne and San]] tear into Jonah when they work out that he basically sacrificed a soldier who was [[LikeASonToMe Like A Son To Him]] without thinking of a better alternative, but wouldn’t risk his own skin when Emma pointed a gun at him; in Chapter 6:

** When Monster X is experiencing an [[spoiler:unpleasant face-to-face with]] and thus encounters Ghidorah, San himself gets one from Ichi/Eldest Brother, San-2/Youngest Brother and [=MaNi=]/Elder Brother...

** Later in the fic after [[spoiler: Dipper, Mabel and their parents lock Ford and Stan in a closet in order to force them to sort out their issues]], Ford seeing Stan’s scar results in the latter tearing into the former for all the crap he was put through:

[[spoiler:'''Teen Ford:''']] But you never tried to reach out to him either, did you? Ma kept in touch with him. She always made sure to tell you where he was. You could have called him at anytime.\\

[[spoiler:'''Teen Ford:''']] You're the genius. You figure it out.

* In the ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SystemRestore'', Togami, [[ForWantOfANail who avoided being murdered at the party]], gives this speech to the second murderer, in response to [[spoiler:her]] trying to compare [[spoiler:her]] actions with Togami's attempt to sacrifice his life to stop the first murder.
-->'''Togami''': “You – that – Komaeda manipulated Hanamura into killing him! Did you think I wanted Hanamura to do that? Did you think I ever wanted that to happen again? You weren’t manipulated. You killed [[spoiler:Pekoyama]] by your own volition for fully selfish reasons. How dare you compare yourself to him! I trusted you. I thought you, of all people, could be reasonable. I can’t even comprehend you trying to justify your actions like this. You can’t. You won’t. You’ve done nothing but play into Monobear’s hands!”
* In the ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony'' fic, ''Fanfic/ThreePointShot'', Kokichi Ouma gives one to Maki Harukawa after exposing her identity as the Ultimate Assassin.
-->'''Ouma''': Your precious Harukawa-chan is nothing more than a coldhearted killer. [[SerialKiller Shinguuji-chan]] was psycho, but even he's got nothing on her! Killing people for money, destroying lives without a care in the world. And she was so desperate for me to keep it a secret, that she agreed to help me. [[YouFool What an idiot]]! [[DidYouActuallyBelieve You actually believed my sob story about wanting to save everyone]]?! What part of 'I'm a liar' do none of you get?! Not that you have any room to judge, Miss 'Caretaker'...
* In the ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' fic, ''Fanfic/DanganRonpaAnotherIF'', Sayaka ([[ForWantOfANail who was convinced not to go through with her attempt to murder Leon]]) gives one to Kyoko, calling out her hypocrisy for telling Sakura that they can no longer trust her after Sakura willingly reveals herself as Monokuma's unwilling mole and then putting Makoto's life at risk by having him investigate the hidden archive room in the third floor bathroom by himself, resulting in Makoto being attacked by the Mastermind:
-->'''Sayaka''': Makoto, I swear you are the kindest, sweetest guy I've met... But I can't just let this slide. Kirigiri toyed with your '''life'''... That's not something I can just brush off. Kirigiri gets pissed at Oogami for being the Mastermind's mole, even though she's '''trying''' to make amends by telling us now... and then Kirigiri turns around and uses you just because she's '''curious'''?! ''[Sayaka shakes her head, then glares at Kyoko]'' And don't give me any bullshit about being naive or too trusting! Besides her confession to being the mole, has Oogami done '''anything''' to make us doubt her? Oogami's guarded all the crime scenes up until now, and she's helped us out in every trial! She could have killed any one of us for [[spoiler:losing her friend Asahina]], but she hasn't! She didn't even get mad at you for resenting her! Where's your priorities, Kirigiri?!
* ''Fanfic/WhereTalentGoesToDie''

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* In Chapter Three of the novel-length ''Daria'' FanFic ''ItsAllAboutRespect'', Sandi Griffin delivers a blistering ColonyDrop version of one of these to Daria, in front of a lunch-room crowd:

* The final chapter of ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/41086938/chapters/105394416 That's the Thing About Friends]]'' has the Guardian berate Anne for everything she did while DrunkOnTheDarkSide, only for Sasha to tear into the Guardian and Anne Prime (aka canon Anne) for watching everything happen and not doing anything to stop it until the last second.

* ''Fanfic/AlexMovieVillain'' has the titular antagonist saying one to Marceline (and interestingly enough, plays word-by-word homage to the speech Ranger Smith gave WesternAnimation/YogiBear in the [[Film/YogiBear 2010 live-action movie]])

Three years ago, when Ranulf returned from the war against King Ashnard, I asked him everything about it — because I had wanted to be there and prove my strength! He told me many stories, about the war and the fighting. About Ike and Ashnard and even about you, Queen of Crimea. But there was one story that stood out the most: The story about the Feral Ones. He told me of laguz who had been twisted completely, driven insane by torture and poison. Laguz who had forgotten who they were, and were being used by Daein to fight their former friends. I didn't believe him at first, not until Giffca and others confirmed his story. That's how I learned about evil. There are many reasons to destroy a man's body... honor, anger, vengeance, war. [[spoiler:But destroying a man's mind and soul, turning them against the ones he loved... that is true evil. And that is what you have done. You destroyed Ike's mind. You made him kill his friends and family]]. That cannot be forgiven.

'''Azula''': Well, for one thing, it allowed me to confirm what I always suspected: that deep down inside, you're just as ugly as I am.\\

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--->'''Izumi:''' Baby?! Y-You never even wanted to be a mother!
--->'''Maiko:''' I changed my mind. You really oughta sometime, you rotten old prune. Let me make something clear to you. Your attitude not only makes me vomit, breathing the same air as you not only makes me want to rip my nose off, but every time I hear you talk about “the good of the clan,” it makes me wanna rip my hair out.

---> This has ''never'' been about the good of the clan. It’s always been about you. You, you, you, ''you'', ''you'', ''you'', '''you!''' ''Your'' power, ''your'' legacy, ''your'' misery, ''your'' needs, ''your'' whatever! All you’ve ever given a shit about is how WE can help YOU feel better about yourself. And I know what you’re gonna say. You’re gonna say “Oh, you mean like you, sitting there and living in your little fantasy world instead of doing anything with your life?” To which I’ll say, yes and no. Yeah, sure. I know I haven’t been a good mother to Hiyoko or even the best wife to Kohaku.

---> But you know what else I haven’t been to him or anyone? A loud, arrogant, self-centered control freak who’s past her prime. Someone who needs to blame her problems on others because she’s too sad, too selfish and too spineless to take any responsibility for them. Someone who acts like she’s the biggest, most pathetic, pitiable loser in the world so she can have the chance to play the victim card. [[IronicEcho Alright. If you wanna act like a loser, I’ll treat you like a loser.]] Maybe I can’t dance, but you’re the one who gave birth to me and my brothers. You’re the one who can’t let go of how our ancestor went to Hope’s Peak. Meanwhile, I actually ''graduated!''

---> But most of all, you need to understand something, Mom. Traditions are important, but you don’t want anything to change, anything to grow and you just want things the way they’ve always been…just with you in charge and telling people what to do. You’re not doing good for the clan, you’re strangling it. I know for a fact that Hiyoko doesn’t need you in order to keep our traditions going. What she does need is learn who she is and to be allowed to GROW, as a child and as a human being! How fucking '''dare''' you act like that’s a betrayal of everything we’ve worked toward as a family. And unlike you, I know I’m not past my prime. And that infuriates you, doesn’t it? Knowing ''I'' could do something that YOU didn’t like and didn’t have control over, so you did everything you could to make me feel like shit!

---> And that’s not even touching on how much of a narrow-minded bigot you are. But considering you ''LIED'' to Hiyoko about who her father is for years, I think that speaks for itself. You think Japan is better without foreigners? It’s better without people like you. You’re not some special, all-important or even vital part of this family. You’re scum. You’re a chewed-up wad of gum stuck on the underside of a bus stop: dirty, disgusting and unwanted. This clan will survive without you. In fact, it’ll ''thrive'' without you and your bullshit.

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'''Dipper:''' See! See! You couldn't have just called me a zombie or an insomniac. No, it had to be a ''nerd'' zombie, because anyone that has more intelligence than one would realize that [[AllTakeAndNoGive all you are is selfish and suffocating!]]\\

'''Mabel:''' This was supposed to be the best summer ever! Even with all the weird stuff, we still had fun. But then things got stupid, and it all started when you came along and-and-I ''should've pushed that button!''\\

'''Stan:''' I don't know what to believe anymore. I don't know you anymore. Maybe I never did.\\

[[spoiler:'''Teen Ford:''']] You're the genius. You figure it out.

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* In ''7teen'', [[NiceGuy Michael]] gives a [[ActionDad rather brutal]] one to Emma's rude friend, Susan, whom was an Expy of [[Series/ModernFamily Claire Dunphy]] in [[https://www.facebook.com/7teenfanfiction/posts/1787345908257042 Save Yourself, Part 5]].
-->'''Michael''': What the hell is your problem?\\
'''Susan''': What?\\
'''Michael''': You can't talk to him like that! Who do you think you are!?!\\
'''Susan''': What did you just say!?!\\
'''Michael''': You're despicable! Terry may not be perfect, but he's a good person and he deserves way better than you! You know? My ex-wife was just like you, and I was just like Terry until I saw her for what she was: a cold-hearted, condescending, judgmental, hypocritical, narcissistic sociopath! You don't deserve Terry AT ALL! You belittle people if they mess up even slightly, when you screw up you get mad at the other person instead of just fucking apologizing, and you torture anyone who even slightly disagrees with you! Why else do you think that no one wants to be around you? Why else do you think people hide in their cars to avoid seeing you, eh?\\
'''Susan''': Oh, yeah? Well if Terry WERE like you, he'd have scarred his kids for life just like you!\\
'''Michael''': Don't you fucking DARE tell me how to raise my kids! I stayed with them, I was fair to them, I helped them! You don't care about anyone but yourself. It makes me sick! Now why don't you SHUT UP and be grateful that ANYONE wants to be in your life!

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* ''Fanfic/AlexMovieVillain'' has the titular antagonist saying one to Marceline (and interestingly enough, plays word-by-word homage to the speech Ranger Smith gave WesternAnimation/YogiBear in the [[Film/YogiBear 2010 live-action movie]])
-->'''Alex''': That's the problem, Marceline, all that pranks you've pulled. Hey, you know what would be great? If you ''didn't'' make pranks. If you could just be a regular vampire. You know, sleeping in her coffin during the day and minding her own business at night. But nope, you're different, you're stagnant, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's been enough to screw up Bonnibel's life. This time, you had to go down, and turn the Land of Ooo into a dark swamp. Tell me, Marcy, how far you would go ''now''?

[[AC:''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003'']]
* In ''Fanfic/DidIMakeTheMostOfLovingYou'', while Bill Adama doesn’t explicitly say “You suck” or an equivalent term, he makes it clear to his son Lee that the younger Adama needs to get over his habit of only acknowledging how important people are after he’s lost them. He also makes it clear that Lee needs to stop getting bogged down in the idea that things have to be black and white, as the only thing achieved by that view is Lee getting angry when people fall into shades of grey.

[[AC:''Anime/CodeGeass'']]
* In chapter 31 of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13080228/1/Code-Geass-Bonds-of-Rebellion Code Geass: Bonds of Rebellion]]'', a fanfiction with where the SAZ Massacre doesn't happen and Euphemia joins the Black Knights, [[spoiler:with Suzaku working with them as well as a double agent in the Knights of the Round]], Euphie confronts [[PsychoLesbian Nina]] about the latter's StalkerWithACrush tendencies, as well as her [[FantasticRacism fear towards the Japanese]].
-->'''Nina''': Princess Euphemia, now that I can finally speak to you, I have a question I've wanted to ask for so long.\\
'''Euphemia''': What is it, Nina?\\
'''Nina''': Why? Why did you join the Black Knights? Why did you turn your back on Britannia and join those terrorists for the sake of Elevens?\\
'''Euphemia''': Nina, those people are no longer citizens of Area 11 nor are they Numbers. They are Japanese people, citizens of the United States of Japan.\\
'''Nina''': They shouldn't matter to you. You're a Britannian, a Princess no less. It shouldn't be your concern about what happens to them. But not only did you create a Special Zone for them, you told the world you'd side with them and became an enemy of the Empire. Why on Earth would you do something like that?!\\
'''Euphemia''': Why? There are plenty of reasons, but the biggest reason is something I've learnt this past year. It's because in my heart, I truly love the Japanese people and all of Japan, and so, I wanted to do everything I could.\\
'''Nina''': That can't be! This isn't you at all, that's not the Princess Euphemia I know.\\
'''Euphemia''': The me you know? What are you talking about, we barely know each other.\\
'''Nina''': But I know you, I know your goodness. From the moment I first saw you, you didn't abandon me back then. Instead of running away you risked your life to save mine. You were the only one who helped me.\\
'''Euphemia''': Back at the hotel jacking. You say I was the only one who helped, yet I remember you with some friends of yours back then. Didn't they protect you more than me?\\
'''Nina''': That's not the same. You're the one I need. You're like a goddess to me!\\
'''Euphemia''': I see it now. In the end, you truly know nothing about me. The me you know is just an image of me you created basically on a superficial viewpoint you saw and then decided for yourself that it was the real me. A figurehead, that's what I once was. I hated that part of me, on how powerless I was, on how I was nothing more than window-dressing. And Nina, that part of me is the only thing you see me as, even though it no longer exists.\\
'''Nina''': N-no, that's...\\
'''Euphemia''': Nina. I'm truly sorry if I made you believe I was something I'm not, but it's clear that I'm not someone worthy of your admiration and I'm certainly no goddess. I think it's best that you and I no longer speak to each other.\\
'''Nina''': No, Princess.\\
'''Euphemia''': Please stop calling me that. I am no longer a princess.

[[AC:''VideoGame/DiabloIII'']]
* In the [[https://videogameshrines.weebly.com/diablo-iii.html Diablo III shrine]], at the final confrontation with the [[BigBad Big Bad]] Diablo (who is called "Anus" in this shrine), the main character Benamin delivers one:
-->'''Benamin''': Even now, in the end, when I think back to all the things you’ve done, all the pain you’ve caused for whatever sick reasons fester in your soul, all I feel is pity. When you birth an entire region of space-time, all I see is conflict. Pain. Suffering. You profess to have such unimaginable power, but all you know how to do is be a complete prick. You know how to destroy. But we will always stride forward, building and rebuilding to greater heights despite your feral destructive ways. In the end, humanity progresses, while you remain in your desolate wasteland of nothing. You look upon people standing together – in love, or friendship, or family, but [[EvilCannotComprehendGood can’t understand how we uplift one another and thrive in our interdependence]], because all you know is how to hurt others. So you lash out in fear and envy. I said I pitied you. Who wouldn’t? You said I understand. I do. But you don’t. You know nothing. You look upon those who suffer and smile in glee. You look upon the wounded and attack, because evulz. You look upon the weak and seek only to subjugate them to feed your own sensitive ego. On this day, your ignorance comes to an end. I shall not allow you to harm another innocent soul.

[[AC:''WebVideo/DreamSMP'']]
* ''Fanfic/BetweenDreamsAndMemoriesUniverse'':
** During the second half of the presidential debate, Tommy delivers a cutting one to George that calls him and the [=DreamSMP=] as a whole out for starting the War for Independence and gets him to admit he's only running for Quackity's vice president to reduce L'Manburg to an extension of the Dream SMP.
---> '''Tommy:''' May I start, please? First of all, I would like to formerly apologize for my outburst earlier. But I think I can provide you for a good reason why. At the core, it all boils down to the unprofessional and downright childish behaviour of my debating opponent – Because that's the truth, ladies and gentlemen. George has been lying this whole time, turning this story against me to make me look bad. You may say what you wish about mine and Wilbur's policies, but do you want a liar in your government?\\
'''George:''' Me? A liar? What do you mean? I've said nothing that was a lie. Not a single thing. I've simply decided to bring up the past of your nation. You advocate for a future with words over violence and yet your very nation was born of violence and suffering. I'm sorry to bring up the past here, but... Don't you think it's a little hypocritical?\\
'''Tommy:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Well where is the source of that violence? What does it all boil down to?]] You're acting as if we up and just started a war for no good reason! Let me remind you, when L'Manberg first formed we offered a peaceful solution. We asked for our land to be granted to us without war. But you refused – You'd rather hurt us.\\
'''George:''' There was no need for L'Manberg first and foremost. [[BlatantLies We never did anything to wrong you. We welcomed you to our city with open arms, and you separated yourself and took resources from us we could have used to develop the [=DreamSMP=] more. The only way to repair this divide again is for cooperation to start between the two of us-]]\\
'''Tommy:''' And what about other bits of the past you never seem to mention? What about locking Tubbo up in his house to make potions for him all the time? What about threatening to burn down our home simply because we wanted to make potions a common resource? What about everything that came before L'Manberg and motivated us to found it in the first place?\\
'''George:''' [[NeverMyFault You... You lot were trying to topple the system we had in place to keep our city safe. We fought back against what could have left our city in shambles. We did the right thing, and L'Manberg was a disappointing side-effect of that.]]\\
'''Tommy:''' And yet, by starting this war, you did the exact opposite. You sent the [=DreamSMP=] into a state of ruin, suffering and a lack of leadership for almost five months. The only reason the city stood tall when you returned was because of The Blade, who miraculously showed up and saved us from the forest when you couldn't protect us like you swore to.\\
'''George:''' If we hadn't fought you would have just carried on with breaking our rules and tearing down our city! Why wouldn't we try to oppose that? The war that followed was unfortunate, but opposition in the first place was what brought us to that point!\\
'''Tommy:''' So you think we shouldn't stand up for what we believe in? Try to oppose what isn't right? Funny you say that! I thought that was exactly what you and Quackity are claiming to do. And now you're telling me it's a bad thing?\\
'''George:''' You and Wilbur are trying to create a nation that can never, ever hope to even live up to what the [=DreamSMP=] is! If you keep closed forever you can never develop! You'll crash and burn!\\
'''Tommy:''' Oh? And I thought your win in this election was guaranteed. Now you seem convinced that me and Wilbur will get re-elected. Did something change your mind?\\
'''George:''' [[VillainousBreakdown If we win this election we're going to bring L'Manberg back to what it should have always been – Nothing more but an extension of the DreamSMP!]]\\
'''Tommy:''' Sorry, big man, but I doubt that will happen with how you're acting right now.\\
'''George:''' You're such a little... Brat! How did you even get in a position of power?\\
'''Tommy:''' [[LampshadeHanging By keeping my cool far better than an adult can manage to, it seems.]]\\
'''Tubbo:''' That's enough! Clearly Mr. [=GeorgeNotFound=] has no idea how to debate properly. With how childish and inappropriate everyone here has been acting today I have no choice but to cut this event short! I'm truly sorry for wasting all of your time...\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(pats George on the back)'' [[SarcasmMode Good debating there, Gogy. But try harder next time.]]
** Jschlatt tears [=AntVenom=] a new one after he insults Philza in front of him.
--->'''Schlatt:''' Fraud? You sit in an office built with money you got from exploiting the city and yet you call Phil of all people a fraud? Do you know how much that man did for this city?\\
'''[=AntVenom=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Right. Of course.]] It's the two of you that are frauds. Letting your father take the fall for something you did. What an honourable thing to do.\\
'''Schlatt:''' How fucking dare you? I can't fucking believe that I used to admire you! You're an asshole! You leech off people and then try to paint them as the bad guy? What sort of person does that?\\
'''[=AntVenom=]:''' [[NothingPersonal It's called business.]] I thought someone like you would get that, but you don't seem to-\\
'''Schlatt:''' [[BrokenPedestal I used to look up to you.]] I'd see you up on that stage and I'd imagine being by your side. I even had this stupid little dream where we fought the Ender Dragon together. You know, a fairytale – Because I was just a kid with an idol. A naive kid you used.\\
'''[=AntVenom=]:''' It's not like you were the only one-\\
'''Schlatt:''' 'But lo and behold, every person I thought to be good turned out to be my enemy. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt Ted Nivison might be a complete asshole, but at least he doesn't try to hide it.]] [[BrokenPedestal Congratulations, not only did you take Phil away from us, you took my hero away from me.]]
** Tubbo gives a brutal one to Quackity after Technoblade escapes his execution and Quackity screams at him for letting him get away.
---> '''Tubbo:''' You were wrong, Quackity! Attacking Techno was not the right move. Dream got in the way anyway. He was always the problem. I shouldn't have had listened to you! We kicked a hornets nest, pissing Technoblade off! Now we have more to deal with!\\
'''Quackity:''' What the hell does that mean?\\
'''Tubbo:''' Come on, it's obvious! I'm not stupid! Maybe I was, initially encouraging this, but... I noticed how you acted around him. That pleasure you took in seeing him so helpless. This was never about the country. This was never about protecting us, or helping Tommy. This was your own sick and twisted wants, some need for revenge! A need to see someone suffer because you did! And look where that got us! We put our people in danger, we made another enemy! All because... Because I trusted you! And I never should have!\\
'''Quackity:''' Oh yeah? Is that right?\\
'''Tubbo:''' You are a self-centered, manipulative asshole! [[NotSoDifferentRemark …It seems Schlatt taught you well.]]
* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34463860/chapters/85770907 kairos]]'' Tommy delivers a truly brutal one to Sam after he tries to imprison Tommy immediately after Dream resurrects him as an undead HumanoidAbomination after Sam had killed him.
--> '''Sam:''' Tommy, you- I- I really should put you in a cell, Tommy. You may have been revived, but you still broke into prison.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion seen]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion me, Sam?]] Have you seen what you did to me? Don't you feel guilty for killing me, [[NotSoDifferentRemark for committing the same crime that Dream did]], just as bloody and just as ''fucking'' unfair? Has being Warden of [[HellholePrison this shithole]] messed with your brain enough that you can't see how fucked up it is, me coming back to life after you ''murdered'' me, and you telling me you ought to lock me up?\\
'''Sam:''' ''(desperately)'' You committed a crime, Tommy.\\
'''Tommy:''' You couldn't have known for sure Dream would bring me back, could you? Didn't it eat at you, knowing if I died permanently it would be on ''you''? Once, you offered me food and shelter when everyone I loved cast me out, and now ''you're'' the one I need to be scared of. You let me die ''twice'', Sam. You're a failure at your one job twice over. You're meant to be keeping Dream safe for me. You're meant to be keeping me ''safe''! I'm a monster, Sam, and it's your fault.

[[AC:''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'']]
* In ''Fanfic/FreedomFromFear'', Lena tears Magica to shreds when she tries to [[UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming put the blame for everything bad that happened to her]] on Lena.
--> '''Lena:''' How dare you? After all you did, how ''dare'' you claim to have gotten off worse?\\
'''Magica:''' You're living in a mansion, Lena. By definition-\\
'''Lena:''' ''YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'' Do you have any idea what you did to me? You...were...''abusive''. The things you did to me, I'll spend my whole life getting away from. Every other word out of your mouth was either a negative scream against me, tearing down my my will and confidence, or it was manipulative, something to get me to dance to your tune in the vain hopes of the smallest amount of affection. You ''used'' me. You manipulated, belittled, insulted, and gaslit me. You stole my freaking body from me! I was a child! I wanted someone to love me, but you never gave me even an ounce of care and compassion. I was nothing to you, just a tool! ''(at this point, Lena starts to tear up)'' I had to unlearn so much of what you programmed into me, and it's been some of the hardest things I've ever done. I had to learn that could be a safe place, that family isn't suppose to yell and berate you, that how I treated was ''not normal''. I catch myself thinking about this or that awful thing, things about myself I ''know'' to be wrong but they still bubble up from deep inside without warning. I have anxiety and sometimes depression. I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning and I sometimes have to slip away to be alone, reorient my brain after too much is going on around me. And my nightmares...great Gaia, my nightmares! A lot of them are mostly shock value now, but there have been some nights where I am too keyed up from them that I can't go back to sleep. I just something something fluffy, usually Skadi, and sit by the window looking at the stars until morning. It's not healthy, I know it's not, but that's what it is!\\
''(Lena turns to Magica with hateful fury in her eyes)''\\
And the worst part about all this is that I can barely talk about what's bothering me sometimes. Not to Webby, not to the boys, not to Scrooge or Beakley or Doc Van Horn. Della gets some of it, but I still feel like the words won't come. And right now, it's all spilling out , and it's to '''''you'''''. And now you have the gall to stand there like I'm the one at fault? Bullshit lady! You tried me like scum, tore me apart, and tried to rebuilt me into a tin toy! I'm not going to apologize for striking back at an abuser!\\
'''Magica:''' I was-\\
'''Lena:''' ''BEING A HEINOUS BITCH!'' That's all you ever do! You're a pile of toxic sludge in the shape of a duck and your every action makes people miserable! But I got away. I still have scars, but I found a place where I can be safe and warm and loved and doesn't that just burn you up inside? That despite all you did to me, all those years of ''pretending'' to be family, that I found something better? That I survived your best efforts and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it?
* In [[https://popculturebuffet.tumblr.com/post/659120282633699328/what-you-really-think-comissoin-for-weirdkev27 What You Really Think]] which takes place between [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E21Timephoon Timephoon]] and [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E22GlomTales GlomTales]], Glomgold is desperately trying to win the bet and comes up with what he calls the Festival of Schemes and starts listing 15 of the 80 schemes in it. Owlson, who has been uncharacteristically calm during this, simply humors him the entire time. Fed up with her behavior, Glomgold accuses her of being a spy for Scrooge [=McDuck=] in an attempt to sabotage him. Owlson tells him she doesn't need to since Glomgold lost regardless. Glomgold tell her to say what she really feels and does so.[[spoiler: And then accidently gives him the idea to unite the rest of Scrooge's enemies.]]
-->'''Owlson:''' (takes breath) You are the worst person i've ever met. You're inconsiderate, selfish, sexist, stupid, homicidal, suicidal, sociopathic. I spent MONTHS trying to rescue this company from you, MONTHS, and you tore it apart in less than a year and ignored me. Constantly!\\
'''Glomgold:''' Because I'm better than you!\\
'''Owlson:''' At what?! Hatching half brained schemes?\\
'''Glomgold:''' You finally got it good for...\\
'''Owlson:''' Oh will you just shut up? I swear the ONLY thing you listen to is the sound of your own voice! You tanked this company AGAIN, treated me like less than a person, and BET THE ENTIRE COMPANY I MADE PROFITABLE AGAIN ON A STUPID BET YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY WIN.\\
'''Glomgold:''' Well maybe if you let me scheme more..\\
'''Owlson:''' My stopping you from spending every PENNY we have on your stupid vendetta with scrooge is the only REASON we have money left! It's the only reason your close to his range! I tried to help you win the legal way and you just ignored me! [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E10The87CentSolution You got our company accused of stock fraud!]] [[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E13RaidersOfTheDoomsdayVault You blew a surefire deal!]] [[NoodleIncident You set fire to my apartment!]]\\
'''Glomgold:''' Now I cannae explain that one.\\
'''Owlson:''' I'm being so cooperative because tommorow I'm FREE OF YOU. I can finally have the company back and bar you from the premises.\\
'''Glomgold:''' Oh and what makes you think Scrooge would..\\
'''Owlson:''' Because he told me. He told me if he wins, i.e. WHEN he wins I get the company. He actually TRUSTS me and doesn't treat me like white noise!\\
'''Glomgold:''' You're more like a car horn.\\
'''Owlson:''' I .. I can't take any more of this. You're going to lose, I'm going to laugh about it and then EVERYONE is going to forget this. You could never do this, you're too far behind and you can't top Scrooge, his family or his sense of decency. Good day Flintheart. ''(walks out)''

[[AC:''Manga/FairyTail'']]
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11026224/1/Think-once-Think-again Think Once, Think Again]]'', Natsu and Lucy exchange them when he and Erza confront her over her supposedly beating Lisanna up.
-->'''Natsu''': You weak, useless little whore. When we met back in Hargeon, I thought to myself 'Hey, she looks nice. She'd make the guild return to normal'. [[ReplacementGoldfish Yeah, I just needed you to be a replacement]]. And when you fucking moan 24/7 about not having rent, I just wanna slap you! Have you at ANY POINT thought about us? Probably not, because your one of them wannabe Mages who deserve to rot in hell! And I swear, on Igneels life, if you hurt ANYONE within Fairy Tail... I show you the true meaning of pain, one worse than Death!\\
'''Lucy''': I'm weak? How am I weak?! I just silenced THE titania Erza? When have you ever been able to do that, Natsu? You have no right to talk to me like a pile of shit, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!\\
'''Natsu''': You're the weakest. It's a shock to even say that you're a Celestial Mage.. You should be ashamed!\\
'''Lucy''': IGNEEL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU! IGNEEL TAUGHT YOU TO PROTECT NAKAMA, NOT TO HURT THEM! REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY HAVE DONE! I DIDN'T EVEN HURT LISANNA, WE WERE LIKE BEST FRIENDS! HAVE YOU TURNED BLIND? OR DID YOU JUST FORGET THE FACT THAT FAMILY MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!?\\
'''Natsu''': YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IGNEE! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!\\
'''Lucy''': I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIM TO KNOW THAT HE THINKS THAT YOU'RE A DISGRACE!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10733441/1/Another-Chance Another Chance]]'', this happens between Levy and Lucy after Levy, along with most of the rest of the guild, is tricked into thinking Lucy beat up Lisanna.
-->'''Levy''': You bitch. You were so jealous of poor Lisanna and found that violence was the way to solve it. I can't believe you, I expected better from somebody like you.\\
'''Lucy''': Levy... No... I expected better from you. For somebody who's pretty much been my friend ever since I joined, you would seriously take someone that you told me you barely had a connection with, over me? Or are you just believing her story because everyone else does?

[[AC:''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'']]
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10559983/16/Purple-and-Black-Reloaded Purple and Black Reloaded]]'': Kirsche von Einzbern [[spoiler: aka an Einzbern-raised Sakura Matou who sees Kiritsugu and Irisviel as her real parents]] gives one to Aoi Tohsaka after Kirsche gives Rin the [[{{NamestoRunAwayFromReallyFast}} Magus Killer]] [[{{NoKillLikeOverkill}} treatment]], implicitly calling her out for trying to pull a '...what would your parents think...' after how she treated her own child.
-->'''Aoi''': Do you really think your parents would be proud when they see you now?\\
'''Kirsche''': My father is the Magus Killer. He wouldn't be proud, but he wouldn't be angry or disappointed either. As for mother...I never met my mother. And even though I really wish I could meet her someday, I also know that it's impossible. But I know this much: she'd be disappointed at the extent I've gone to this day, but she would understand. She would accept me. My father would accept me. That's because parents always accept their children regardless of the circumstances.

[[AC:''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'']]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5961606/1/ Payback from a Pipe]]'': Following Quagmire's brutal beating of Brian in "Quagmire's Dad" Stewie takes Quagmire, beats him up some and gives Glenn a RYSS in response to the one he gave Brian in "Jerome is the New Black".
-->'''Stewie:''' You, Glenn, are the worst type of person on this planet... You are nothing but a hypocrite... You accuse Brian of lusting after Lois, but you fucking got caught spying on her in the can... you tried to hook up with her after Peter lost his memory, you used my pacifier as a sex toy, you're a convicted sex offender, pedophile, AND necrophiliac... and you accuse Brian of being a tool... but look at you! Brian at least TRIES to better himself with college and careers, but you... we RARELY see you working and I wouldn't be surprised if you just got into the pilot business just so you could fuck every stewardess into the mile-high club! So what if Brian craps on the fat guy's lawn, HE'S A FUCKING DOG! DOGS DO THAT YOU IMBECILE! You've fuckin' hit on Meg, Connie... you destroyed Cleveland's marriage and fucked Loretta's corpse... you treat women as if they're nothing more than objects... you act like you're some well-read snob, but in reality the closest thing to a novel you've probably ever read is the Private Parts book! But you know what... I could possibly, POSSIBLY forgive you for all this... but for one small fact. You're a shithead... a hypocritical, perverted, sexist, violent little shithead!

[[AC:''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero'']]
* In ''FanFic/StupidDevilDog'' Saito tears Louise a new one, when she tries to stop him from leaving Tristain Academy for entierley selfish reasons:
-->'''Saito:''' "I'm leaving because you ripped me out of my home, my family, my friends, my future, my life. I'm leaving because your terrible magic is twisting my mind, and wiping memories out of my head. Hell, you probably didn't even consider that I had a life before I got here. You are insensitive and self-centered. I'm leaving and nothing you do can stop me."
** Amazingly, this actually gets through to Louise and for possibly the first time ''ever'', she thinks of the implications of dragging Saito into her world.
* ''FanFic/TheSteepPathAhead'':
** The Cardinal gives a very long and epic one to Karin, to her face.
--->'''Cardinal:''' . The only one to blame is you, Duchess! You couldn't wait! You had to find your daughter on the double! On the triple! Didn't matter the number of diplomatic accidents it would cause! Didn't matter if the Germanian ambassador was throttled out of a window, or if half the knights of the corps suddenly resigned to follow you in your inane crusade! For three years, I sought out your daughter through my own means, just so I could slap in your face your weakness when compared to the Crown! But then you had to go and move a mountain. You had to build an outpost, you just had to order the knights of the Manticore to follow you! And those fools did! The King told them not to, and they followed you! Do you have any idea what that meant?! That was the closest you could have gone to treason! The Crown has power as long as the people that swear fealty to it respect it! But to find your daughter, you decided to shit on Everything! The nobles whispered! It's always been about magic, our nobility! The Duchess can move a mountain-what can our King do? The Duke's the bastard in the royal line; he's a descendant of Brimir too! So, frankly? When someone killed your second daughter? I was glad they did just to see you realize how weak you were. So no, I had no intention of giving you back your daughter just so you could return to court with your heir after having thrown the worst of all temper tantrums. My king died of worry and heartache, fearing for his kingdom to be divided, because of you! The Queen would never have punished you. The Princess is too innocent for the politics of the court. So I did what I had to do for the King and for the Country of Tristain, and there goes not a day where I am not glad I did what I did, because right now, in court, you are alone Duchess. It took me decades, and your husband-oh you should be glad your husband did his best to hold on to what little he had. If you had been alone, I would have taken everything from you, the title, the power, the money-everything, but not your life. Just like you took my King away. Just like you weakened the Crown. And yet, for all of my work, I was willing to accept my punishment. Founder knows the sleepless nights, how wrong it was to keep a child away from its mother-a child who had no sins for being born to a selfish bitch. So, Duchess, I knew where your daughter was, and I hid it from you. To this day, I will apologize to your daughter a hundred of times, but do not think even for a second I would not do this again. You committed treason, and you were punished for it. Be thankful the crime was not paid with your life and that of all those who followed you rather than the crown!
** Julio lays into Saito's Thou Shall Not Kill attitude in Chapter 97.
--->'''Julio:''' Truly fascinating, your naive innocence is so refreshingly disgusting I never thought I'd see something similar if not in young children, pampered by rich parents. As the Gandalfr, you are an utter failure. You, lead an army? You'd barely take a step and then run away at the first sign of blood. When ideals clash, it's only those willing to go the extra mile that eventually win. Keep your childish feelings to yourself-you had so much potential...and you squandered it playing the adventurer.

[[AC:''Franchise/FinalFantasy'']]
* The villain ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'' fic ''FanFic/GoNotGently'' deliver one to an adult Eiko Carol as she tries to defend Zidane's heroism.
-->'''Tango/[[spoiler:Vivi]]:''' What we did together, was it so courageous? Zidane walked among us as an angel of death, down in the dark places, his heart a crippled worm of blackness worse than Kuja's. Worse than Garland. He danced the dance of death and everything he touched turned to dust, linden-bloom. We walked in Alexandria and it exploded. We walked in Lindblum and it exploded. We walked in Burmecia and it exploded. We walked in Cleyra and it exploded. We walked in Terra, the dead planet, and it died. Do you truly know the things Zidane did, down, down, in the dark, with his hands and feet and mouth?\\
'''Eiko:''' Zidane was a ''hero''. Shut up! Shut up!\\
'''Tango/[[spoiler:Vivi]]:''' Zidane was a ''liar!''

[[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'']]
* ''Fanfic/MikesNewGhostlyFamily'': After the wager between Nightmare and William Afton of breaking Mike's family ended with nightmare coming out victorious and the children's bonds strenghtening instead, Nightmare rips a speech towards William after the latter says both of them are evil monsters.
-->'''Nightmare:''' YOU NEVER SPECIFIED ''HOW'' I WOULD CARRY OUT MY ASSAULT, ONLY THAT I DO IT AT ALL. YOU LEFT THE DETAILS IN THE HANDS OF A DEMON, AND YOU ACT SURPRISED WHEN THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY? YOU ARE A FOOL.\\
'''William Afton:''' Why? Why wouldn't you try your hardest to break them apart? We're both evil monsters! We should be working together!\\
'''Nightmare:''' DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I HAD MADE A DEAL WITH YOU, OUR AGREEMENT SUDDENLY MADE US INTO ALLIES? OR PERHAPS, EVEN ''FRIENDS?'' YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH I ''DESPISE'' YOU, WILLIAM AFTON. YOU ARE TRULY A MAN IN LOVE WITH VIOLENCE. PERHAPS, IF YOU HAD EARNED YOUR KILLS IN BATTLE, THAT WOULD EARN MY RESPECT. BUT, NO. YOU ONLY EVER TRIED TO SHED BLOOD WHEN YOU WERE UP AGAINST WEAK LITTLE CHILDREN WITH NO WAY TO FIGHT BACK, OR IN THE BODY OF ANIMATRONIC WITH METAL AND STEEL TO EMPOWER YOU. AND EVEN THEN, YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. YOUR ENTIRE LEGACY BURNED TO ASH AND OBLIVION WITH THE TRAP THAT YOU WANDERED INTO LIKE AN IMBECILE. THE ONLY THING YOUR MURDERS ARE A TESTAMENT TO IS YOUR OWN COWARDICE. AND I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR COWARDS. BUT THAT ISN'T THE ONLY REASON WHY I DESPISE YOUR EXISTENCE, WILLIAM AFTON. IT IS NOT EVEN THE MAIN REASON. I DO NOT PERSONALLY CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU TRY TO KILL. BUT YOUR CRIMES RUN DEEPER THAN SIMPLE VIOLENCE, DON'T THEY? I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR OWN CHILDREN, HOW YOU TRIED TO MANIPULATE THEM INTO DOING YOUR WILL. I KNOW HOW YOU SENT YOUR SON MICHAEL TO DIE IN YOUR PLACE AT THE DEATH TRAP YOU DISGUISED AS A PIZZERIA. AND I KNOW HOW YOU TRIED TO CORRUPT YOUR DAUGHTER ELIZABETH AND TURN HER INTO A MONSTER AND A MURDERER JUST LIKE YOU. MAYBE YOU MIGHT HAVE CARED FOR YOUR CHILDREN AT ONE POINT. I DO NOT KNOW, AND I DO NOT CARE. BECAUSE IN THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU NEVER SAW EITHER OF THEM AS ANYTHING MORE THAN TOOLS TO CARRY OUT YOUR PERVERTED WILL, DIDN'T YOU? I HAVE PLEDGED MYSELF TO EVIL FOR OVER A THOUSAND YEARS, AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL THE END OF TIME. THE MORALS AND PRINCIPLES I POSSESS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. BUT NO MATTER HOW DEPRAVED I MAY BECOME, AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE PART OF A FAMILY!

[[AC:''Franchise/{{Frozen}}'']]
* One happens in ''Fanfic/FrozenHeartsSakume'', when Harald loses a poll conducted among his brothers about whether to help Hans; Harald's side votes "no" and Heins' side votes "yes".
-->'''Harald''': If our kingdom falls... it will be due to all of you. Remember that.\\
'''Heins''': No, if our kingdom falls, it will be due to you, Harald! And I pray such misfortunes as have befallen Hans never befall me, because I certainly can't depend on you to come to my aid!
* In the second chapter of ''Fanfic/DarknessBurning'', which is set in an AlternateUniverse where her parents came back safely, Anna gives her parents one of these [[spoiler:after learning about "Conceal, don't feel"]]. She tells them they're responsible for Elsa's depression [[spoiler:and attempted suicide]].
-->''"Is Elsa OK?"''\\
''"I don't know," Anna says, "because she's terrified she's going to kill me. Why did you tell her she's going to kill me?"''\\
''"We didn't say that," Idun says.''\\
''"Then why'd you split us up? Why'd you tell her she couldn't feel anything? 'Conceal her emotions, don't feel, don't let them know'? Who thinks like that?"''\\
''"Anna-"''\\
''Her eyes widen with horror. "It's you. Telling her not to feel. Telling her she'll kill people. Sending me away because you don't even think she can love someone without killing them. You're the ones who made her ill. You're the reason she [[spoiler:tried to kill herself.]]"''\\
''She runs. Neither Idun nor Agdar stop her.''
* Anna in ''Fanfic/TheRoyalReunion'' calls out her parents after being reunited with them, after thinking they were dead for three years. She vents out all her rage at the isolation her and her sister felt due to their parents separating them. Anna gets equally mad about how her parents words caused Elsa to doubt herself growing up.

[[AC:''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'']]
* ''ASecondChance'' has Leela dream about meeting a clone of hers. Said clone then lays into her about her relationship with Fry.
-->"Struck a raw nerve, did I?" the copy continued. "Do you honestly believe that you actually care about him? From the way you treated him, I'm surprised that he stayed close to as long as he did; although I have no idea what he saw in you in the first place. You are a bitter, violent, and often inconsiderate woman who has built emotional walls around herself and blocks people who actually care about her from getting too close while letting complete lowlifes through. Honestly, I fail to see the attraction."
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--> '''Tubbo:''' You were wrong, Quackity! Attacking Techno was not the right move. Dream got in the way anyway. He was always the problem. I shouldn't have had listened to you! We kicked a hornets nest, pissing Technoblade off! Now we have more to deal with!\\

[[AC:''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'']]

'''Oshikko''': Yes... I am a flamer. I enjoy telling you how much your story actually sucks. Seriously... don't you get that this would never actually happen in the world of Bleach? [[SoBadItsGood I enjoy reading your fanfic because I enjoy laughing at your stupidity]]. Do you actually act like this girl. No... wait, I read Cutie Pie 3's review from last chapter. You're trying to mimic [[TakeThat that shit]] ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. [[DamnedByFaintPraise You are successful in that but then... that isn't hard to do]].\\

->'''Owlson:''' (takes breath) You are the worst person i've ever met. You're inconsiderate, selfish, sexist, stupid, homicidal, suicidal, sociopathic. I spent MONTHS trying to rescue this company from you, MONTHS, and you tore it apart in less than a year and ignored me. Constantly!\\

--->[[spoiler:'''Teen Ford:''']] Oh don't you even! 'Ruined your life'? How pretentious can you get? You were inconvenienced at best! You have 12 [=PhDs=]! You lived off of college grants doing research that you love! Most of the kids at our school were lucky to even go to college at all! They either had to join the military or wound up working at fast food joints or convenience stores!\\\
'''Ford:''' He had no business being near the machine. Worse still, he lied to me. He purposefully kept the fact that he broke it a secret until it was too late. He didn't even apologize when I confronted him! He tried to play it off like it was no big deal!\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] Fair enough. But you didn't exactly give him a chance to explain himself, did you? You just automatically assumed he had broken it out of spite.\\\
'''Ford:''' He confessed! He didn't even try to hide the fact that he broke it!\\\
[[spoiler:'''Teen Ford:''']] He said, and I quote, 'I might have accidentally been, horsing around-' to which you replied, 'This was no accident, Stan; you did this! You did this because you couldn't handle me going to college on my own!' The issue here is not whether or not he broke it. We know he did. The issue is intent. 'Horsing around' could've meant anything. You decided to take those words to mean your brother had purposely wronged you for his own selfish reasons. You heard what you wanted to hear. Just like you did with Bill.\\\
'''Ford:''' I didn't exactly have the chance to ask him.\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] True. But what about the next day? Or the day after that? You could've talked to him then.\\\
'''Ford:''' Stan was gone! Pa kicked him out of the house, not the state! He's the one that left! I didn't ask him to!\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] But you never tried to reach out to him either, did you? Ma kept in touch with him. She always made sure to tell you where he was. You could have called him at anytime.\\\
'''Ford:''' He never called me either!\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] You sure about that?\\\
[[spoiler: shows Stan trying to call Ford]]\\\

[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] You don't know it wasn't him either. That's the point! You don't know! You don't know what Stan has been through these past 40 years. You never asked! The stuff he told Dipper and Mabel, that's just what he was able to tell them. You just make assumptions with no proof to back it up! Or you use evidence that's irrelevant and needs updating. That's not just idiotic, '''it's bad science!'''\\\
'''Ford:''' He doesn't know what I've been through, either.\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] Because you won't tell him! Sweet Moses, how on Earth did I grow up to be this close-minded?! You can't just tell someone to do something with no explanation or instruction and then act surprised when they don't do it right! Even a toddler can understand that! Let me ask you something. What if the situation's were reversed? If Stan had gone through the portal? Would you have saved him?\\\
'''Ford:''' There's a lot of variables to consider - Bill, the stability of the portal-\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] It's a simple question, Stanford. Would you have saved your twin, yes or no?\\\
'''Ford:''' Back then...no. Not in my state of mind.\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] And now?\\\
'''Ford:''' I...I don't know…What do I do now?\\\
[[spoiler: '''Teen Ford:''']] You're the genius. You figure it out.\\\

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