An Eldritch Abomination is forcing me to kill a living weapon. No matter how this ends, This Is Gonna Suck on a level not experienced before. x_x
edited 5th Oct '17 10:41:44 AM by RaspyMink
The Absolute Madman
I'll do anything you say, purdy lady. *Prepares to kill other pretty ladies*
"We be we baby!"
My avatar blows me away before I can even make a move.
Garry's Mod animator, Minecraft skin maker
Sorry, above avatar. But forum rules are rules....
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
I don't even know who Serious Sam would kill.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Hydraloonie
I guess everybody DOES hate Ned Flanders.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Fly Air Madeline
Ned Flanders is a serial child murderer confirmed?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
No, You Go First, that is no ordinary human. And I am an ordinary human. So. If you want this done right, send anyone but me.
But Freddy is impossible to truly kill—*killed by Freddy*
The League of Heroes
Jer gets all the girls
Dammit! I don't even like this girl. Sorry, guys. I'll go back and fix it in a sec, promise.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
...But why? And why would I want to kill Google Translate? I need that for translating stuff in other languages and doing amusing back-and-forth translation trainwrecks
"Leftover items still have value!"
Sure, my avatar will just respawn anyway. Now, my turn, could you voice her?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Nooooo! Whyyyy? -sob sob sob-
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Cayde the Sixth
You didn't need to tell me to kill this asshole.
Take him to Detriot
The Ice Queen
It'd probably go down like this:
https://yourdndstories.tumblr.com/post/138955158618/what-do-they-even-keep-you-around-for-i#notes
Her name literally starts with "Killer" and I am extremely weak and uncoordinated- even if I wanted to kill her, I physically couldn't do it.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 5th 2018 at 2:16:09 PM
Light and Hope
If I have to kill Starlight Glimmer when she was still an equality-crazed dictator, I'd gladly do it. But if Killer Forst forced me to kill Glim Glam when she's already reformed, I'd rather had her kill me.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Cayde the Sixth
Dude, I don't care if your a pony dictator. You tell me to kill Getaway, the fucker's gonna be dead. He deserves it anyways
Take him to Detriot
...But AM’s a torture happy machine god!
He’ll just kill me and then bring me back to do it again and again!
I mean, I do want to save humanity.
But at the same time-
Well, fine. Here goes nothing.
Light and Hope
If AM had forced me to kill Starlight Glimmer when she was still an extremist, yes. But now that she's reformed.... There are other ways other than AM's to suffer a Fate Worse than Death.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Jer gets all the girls
Aren't you supposed to be reformed? What's wrong with you, Starlight!?
...Not to mention I have no idea how I even managed this.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Senate
Look, I know this is supposed to be some kind of punishment... but the Devourer drops really good loot and has no redeeming qualities aside from his theme song, which I can find on youtube. Thanks for the stuff, solar system. Maybe I’ll throw some of it into the sun. There’s an item that lets me do that, right?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Not sure how I'll kill them, but I'll try! *gets killed by them instead*
The League of Heroes
...I can't believe that actually worked. What the heck kinda kid are you?
edited 5th Oct '17 5:01:11 AM by Enirboreh
bork