Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

3684.1 Nor in any other kind of robe. We have a dress code, as Bob has been repeatedly told.

3684.2: Bob, don’t come to work in your fursuit. Yes, I know we forgot to prohibit them in the dress code before. Not anymore.

3684.2.1: I seem to remember us already banning Bob from owning a fursuit at all; let alone wearing one to work. Gulag; six months.

3685. Following an incident from early this morning, Bob is no longer allowed to be in control of any TropeCo-branded social media accounts.

3686. Bob may not force me to design new signature sounds for digital music.

3686.1: Bob isn't allowed to create the Brown Note digitally.

3686.2: Bob is not allowed to play the Brown Note either physically or digitally. We had to buy everyone in the entire building new underpants. And pants too for some of us.

3687: Bob may not get us a deal with Sony under any circumstances.

Edited by dvorak on May 6th 2024 at 5:44:23 AM

3688: No Bob, you don’t buy parts for the Disassembly Drone from The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday.

3689: Bob is no longer allowed to be Member of Parliament. Enough said.

Edited by zycone on May 7th 2024 at 6:54:52 PM

3690. Bob may not tag me in annoying spam posts.

3690.1: Bob is not allowed to crack LOL, 69 jokes about rules unrelated to them.

3691: Stop running Roary out of petrol, damn it!

Edited by zycone on May 7th 2024 at 11:27:06 PM

3692: Bob is not allowed to offer out the face screaming in the walls’ likeness to obscure nu-metal bands looking for an album cover.

3693: Bob is to stop screaming back at the face in the wall. It's very distracting.

3694: Bob is not allowed to apply for indie animation studios to try and get his ridiculous projects through under the guise of said projects being "the new face of indie animation".

3694.1. Bob may not use AI-generated images and videos as a substitute for animation.

3695: Bob is not allowed to suggest generating rules with ChatGPT.

No, this wasn't written by ChatGPT. I'm a troper with standards, dammit!

3696: No more "parties" in the Beige Meeting Room. The last thing we need is a mini-bob with devil-magic and chainsaw arms running around.

3697: Bob may not throw rotten vegetables and yell "boo!" during presentations.

3697.1: No heckling either.

3697.2: No throwing any other rotten food either.

3698. Bob may not force a character to become their own antithesis.

3699: Bob, when the Disassembly Drone gets bored of you, the correct response is not to turn Printy the printer into her disassembly drone boyfriend.

3700: Bob has been assigned a corrective training course at the Institute of Creative and Liberal Arts.

Edited by zycone on May 10th 2024 at 10:39:16 PM

3701: Bob is hereby officially to blame for the May 10th 2024 Solar Flare, and why we list a whole day's worth of work.