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Jessie from Team Rocket smokes when she's off camra.

Uriko Nonomura loves to be scratched behind the ears in her half-beast form.

Remember the series finale of Seinfeld when the four main characters went to jail for being jerkasses? I like to imagine their parole hearing went something like this.

Parole board member: Mr. Seinfeld, Mr. Costanza, Mr. Kramer, and Mrs. Benes. It has been brought to our attention that even though you four are at the least very quirky and at the most you might as well be aliens from another planet, you're not actually all that bad and you took your punishments like champs. So with that, you're free to go.
Seinfeld Gang: Yay!

And then, because the Seinfeld Gang has extraordinarily bad luck, something like this might happen. ;P

Jerry: How come you're sending me back to jail? I was only out of it for two weeks.
Judge Art Vandalay: (with Tranquil Fury) I heard that standup routine you did about me, Mr. Seinfeld. It was three and a half hours long and you insulted family members I don't even have!

Edited by Demetrios on Jan 25th 2023 at 10:05:53 AM

Did the sight glitch out?

Like I said on Strangest thing you said. I could see Dipper having a thing for Velma.

Wallace is Pansexual. No, I will not be accepting any questions.

Patrick Star is an alcoholic.

You know those two guards who... well, guard Ding Dong Dell? Yeah, they have feelings for each other but cant admit it.

Moxxie can pull off the world's most epic rock growls and metal screams, but he never shows it off to anyone because he doesn't like heavy metal.

Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on Oct 14th 2022 at 5:06:04 PM

I like to think of the Magical Sword and Goddess Sheild as Link's designated backup equipment and his 2nd best. On that note The Master Sword as I see it does both physical and magical damage.

Oh, okay, let's see what I can jot down:

• Final Space: Gary is bisexual and in love with Avocato, while Ash is pansexual (fair enough to those to consider her a lesbian). Mooncake and Fox are aro/ace.

• Amphibia: Anne is a trans lesbian, Sasha goes by she/he, Marcy goes by she/they. But moreover, even ten years later the latter still has nightmares and some bouts of physical pain from getting stabbed by Andrias and possessed by the Core. And that's not getting into the lifelong guilt from roping her friends into her isekai fantasy against their will, even after all the amends and forgiveness. Also they still play their instruments from the Sharps days during some of their downtime.

Rigby is pansexual and Mordecai is gay and deeply in the closet, that's why he always screws up with girls

> Moxxie can pull off the world's most epic rock growls and metal screams, but he never shows it off to anyone because he doesn't like heavy metal.

dude is in k pop and j pop totally

• Mario likes strawberry ice cream coffee black.

• Luigi likes Mint Chocolate chip and coffee with cream.

• Wario doesn't like ice cream, coffee strong and with salt.

• Peach (take a wild guess), and coffee with extra sugar.

Edited by Shyhero on Nov 15th 2022 at 11:19:09 AM

Jon is mean whenever he gets drunk.

- All the boys had a Y2K, Mc Bling, Frutiger Aero and Emo phase with Matt and Tord being the only ones who never fully outgrown out of it.

Edit: That is no longer the case for Tom and Edd

Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Jan 25th 2023 at 11:00:39 AM

When Arle from Puyo Puyo was informed that her game was going to be a Dolled-Up Installment named "Kirby's Avalanche" outside of Japan, she taught Kirby how to speak and how to mock his opponents before the fights (like she does in her games). That's why Kirby talk and has a snarky and more determinated personality in this game.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 16th 2022 at 7:05:49 PM

If Pokemon would let her, Ryme would be a Lady Swears-a-Lot

Edd and Matt are Scottish/British

• Tom is American/British

This is a Nationality Headcanons update for Eddsworld.

I stole this one from somewhere, but not sure where: As a culture, Wookiees don't believe in medals, and that's why Chewbacca doesn't get one. Maybe Han and Chewie discussed it offscreen - Chewie agreed to be present at the ceremony but requested not to get a medal.

The Dark Continent is the Hunter × Hunter world's version of Antarctica.

After being blinded, Terezi got into the Rhythm Heaven series because they're almost entirely playable without visual cues. One of the human kids (maybe Dave) got her into it because she probably wouldn't know a lot about human video games.

Iodine has three older cousins named Fluorine, Chlorine, and Bromine.

Edited by cheesythegreat on Sep 26th 2023 at 9:58:17 AM

• Malcolm Reed was a very colicky baby, while Hoshi said her first word at only six months.
• When a light faerie and a dark faerie shake hands, it causes an eclipse.

Berdly is actually smart, but extremely lonely and you can probably imagine what I think me might do in his free time…

Edited by TheRealBerdly on Apr 4th 2023 at 12:22:03 PM

...Uh....

CATS sometimes wears his hair down on his free time when just relaxing or having fun

Edited by Zanreo on Apr 9th 2023 at 4:10:20 PM