How do we make a worse sequel to [Insert Bad Work Here]?

This is a snowclone to How do we make [Insert Work Here] bad?, except that we take a bad work and make a worse sequel to it.

You make 10 posts on how to make a worse sequel, and the 10th poster suggests a new work to make a sequel for.

To start of, how about we start out with one of the all-time (not-greats), The Emoji Movie?

1. We make the emojis sexier. Like, sexy anthropomorphic emojis.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 17th 2020 at 8:23:43 AM

IGNORE THIS POST

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jul 17th 2020 at 5:26:12 AM

2. The film revolves around Gene fighting for Emoji rights.

3. The characters are given visible butts, and they use urine and feces for weapons, gross, ain't it? Feels more like a pornographic film.

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jul 17th 2020 at 5:28:23 AM

4. The Product Placement is ramped Up To Eleven, to the point of the movie's title being The Emoji Movie 2 Sponsored by Google and Activison and Ubisoft.

5. there is a graphic sex scene between Hi-five and Jailbreak

6. All the emojis are naked (Jailbreak keeps her hat though), the males are Bishounen Hunks, with Barbie Doll Anatomy averted by both genders.

Edited by GeneralGigan817 on Jul 17th 2020 at 5:55:13 AM

7. The Emojis do things to animals that would get this post thumped if I actually said them.

8. The jokes are so bad, 50 people committed suicide after watching this.

9: The ending is a plot twist revealing that the Emojis were secretly malevolent Starfish Aliens that want to annoy humanity to death

10. Finally, it has a crossover with every single major video game series in existence, meaning that you can never avoid it.

The Last Airbender

1: It was intended to be an adaptation of Book 2, but it changes too much from that season to be accurate at all. For example, Toph and Ba Sing Se don't exist anymore for no explained reason

2. Toph and Ba Sing Se do exist, but only in the Complete Edition, which costs an extra 100 dollars per ticket to see. Also, Toph is no longer blind because they couldn't find a blind actor to play her, so she is now just a generic tomboy.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Jul 18th 2020 at 2:47:19 AM

Bump

sorry for sandwich posting but nothing seems to be happening here.....

3: Azula's introduction is replaced with more foreshadowing, so she won't appear until the next movie

4. Appa apparently existed (I forget if he's in the original movie or not) but has inexplicably died in-between movies, yett Aang is none the worse for wear and it's only briefly mentioned in passing

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 19th 2020 at 2:17:56 PM

5. There is a second, female airbender introduced out of nowhere, for the sole purpose of creating another potential love interest for Aang. And they're white. Obviously.

6. Ozai killed the dinosaurs.

7. There is zero choreography for bending moves. The actors just flail their limbs around.

8. Because of the success of both movies, the original series is deleted from every known thing even mentioning it, and soon becomes lost.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 19th 2020 at 12:00:10 PM

9. Because of the aforementioned stuff, the Legend of Korra is also deleted and replaced by a live-action movie

10. Nickelodeon goes bankrupt, and so does the entire cartoon industry after this event. Cartoons soon become a thing of the past.

Total Dramarama.

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1. The show is turned into a copy of a Survivor season