I like my (wo)men how I like my...

Big and exactly what I want.

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I like my women how I like my albums...

Currently Reading: N/A

Large, dark, aggressive and gritty.

I like my (wo)men how I like my clothing...

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant

Attention-grabbing.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my crayons.

For every low there is a high.

smeared all over my body and the walls :^)

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i like my lovers like how i like my soda

hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad

Cool, bubbly, and not too sweet.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my lightbulbs...

"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."

Easy to turn on.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my maths equations...

Complex but intriguing.

I like my (wo)men how I like my sundaes...

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant

Sweet and soft.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my chinchillas...

For every low there is a high.

Small and adorable.

I like my partners like I like zombies…

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

Going after my brains and heart, not just what's in my pants.

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I like my partners as I like my gas grills.

Edited by SkyCat32 on May 5th 2024 at 11:20:44 AM

Smokin' and with a belly-a fire!

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I like my (wo)men how I like my Metros...

"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."

Fast and furious.

I like my (wo)men how I like my magnets...

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant

Attractive.

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I like my (wo)men like I like my tampons...

For every low there is a high.

Clean

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I like my men how I like the previous poster...

See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...

As a friend and that is all.

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I like my partners as I like my New York Strip.

thin.

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i like my men (or women!) how i like my coffee.

Think we're ready for that next floor, Eight.

Energizing.

I like my (wo)men how I like my sky...

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant

Sunny in the day, glittery in the night.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my stars...

"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."

Visible, even from hundreds of thousands — maybe even millions — of lightyears away.

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I like my lovers how I like my algebra problems...

B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist

With multiple variables.

I like my (wo)men how I like my pets...

loud.

I like my women how i like my Nendroid figures

Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world

Sleek, small, and connected to anime.

I like my partners like I like my bass guitar…

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

Musical.

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I like my (wo)men how I like my kangaroos...

For every low there is a high.

Australian and full of bounce in their legs.

I like my women how I like my razors...

Edited by Sammael29 on May 18th 2024 at 12:37:59 PM

Not cutting me so deep after the first few tries.

I like my lovers how I like my ASMR videos...

Stories don't tell us monsters exist; we knew that already. They show us that monsters can be trademarked and milked for years.