Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

A gamer and a worker, truly a good pairing!^{I don't want to work on my chart right now... but it feels like the other fans depend on me, and it's not like I have any money to get a team plan.}

Gamey◊, male, safe

Hachiku◊, male, safe

Star Wars time!

Ahsoka Tano (she/her, yellow, I'm using late Clone Wars Ahsoka who appears to be 16.)

Obi-Wan Kenobi◊ (he/him, safe, as I'm using the same era)

Edited by DatLonerGirl on May 6th 2024 at 7:08:55 AM

Welcome back, OG homie!

A Feeble and an NPC

• Both safe

Edited by VengefulBale on May 4th 2024 at 7:29:33 AM

Thankee!

Adon Corbowitz◊, Male (Safe)

General Boscogn◊, Male (Safe)

Both from Berserk.

x5 Welcome back. Wonder if Obi-Wan and Ahsoka are gonna interact with Dooku and Grievous this season.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 5th 2024 at 3:15:58 AM

Kanon Yuzuki◊ (Lime, 19)

Goro Akechi◊ (Yellow, 17)

Y’know what? Let’s run things back. It’s been 5 seasons since these two had a go, and I’m stumped on who to bring to the function.

Watatsukis, go!

Watatsuki no Yorihime◊ (Female, She/Her, Safe, Touhou Bougetsushou)

Watatsuki no Toyohime◊ (Female, She/Her, Safe, Touhou Bougetsushou)

Who are you pointing to? But seriously tho, you used the wrong arrow.

Anyway, who's gonna host? All five slots are open.

Whatever do you mean?

A day late, but I'm still using this theme.

• Gonk Droid◊
  • Source: LEGO Star Wars series
  • Pronouns: Genderless, It
  • Flag: Safe

• Beach Trooper◊
  • Source: LEGO Star Wars series
  • Pronouns: Male
  • Flag: Safe

Nominations have been closed. Kaf will host!

And just this event that needs to be converted/recoded to use the Killed By feature:

• (Player1) and (Player2) were playing pattycake when (Player3) lands on (Player2), crushing (him/her/them/it/them2). (Player3) then shoots (himself/herself/themself/itself/themselves3). (FD4090, FN4113)
  • (Player1) and (Player2) were playing pattycake when (Player3) (lands/lands/lands/lands/land3) on (Player2), crushing [typeB2]. (Player3) then (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot3) [typeD3]. (P3 kills P2 and then commits suicide)

Also, we have 72 tributes this season!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 5th 2024 at 4:04:16 PM

Wonder what season are we on now?

This is S324, and NTC has set up the saves for whoever will run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 6th 2024 at 5:16:06 PM

After some personal reviewing (and checkup on the watchlist), I have changed Lip's flag to Yellow.

Reason: While she is described as "young girl" according to the official profile translation, I think she's close to the younger end of teens (something like around 13-14), despite there is no official source or common fan consensus on her age.

The changes are also preemptively reflected in an edit in my post.
This also changes the pairing restrictions for Regular save run attempts. I will not make any further flag changes for either tribute after the runner begins to run the save(s).

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on May 7th 2024 at 9:43:07 PM

And Jake ran the season on the Clean Save and sent the save to Kaf!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 8th 2024 at 6:06:28 PM

"Hello again."

A certain fox, even more frazzled-looking than the last time we checked in with them, is once again sat in their spinny office chair in their dingy little basement room. Remember that? Feels like it was only yesterday, doesn't it?

"Yeah, it's me again, don't look so disappointed. Hosts are still pretty hard to come by, you know. Buuuuut... they did say they thought just me again would be kind of, you know, boring. So. We've got a fun little gimmick for you today."

Kafka picks up what looks, inert, to be a simple muzzle, the kind you'd put on a misbehaving dog. Once it's in their hands, however, it suddenly flares up with blue-tinted electronic lighting.

"I hear you lot enjoy it when Google Translate chews up your seasons and spits out garbled nonsense. Or maybe you don't, you can hate it if you like, I'm not your mother. Point is, Babelfishing your way through the events as written is all well and good, but... how 'bout an extra layer of confusion? Hence this lovely contraption. I'll comment snarky bullshit as usual, and this thing will, if it works right, butcher my commentary in real time. Fun game, see if you can figure out from context what the fuck I'm trying to say! Anyway, here goes nothing."

Over their muzzle it goes. The next time they speak, it's in a warbling electronic simulacrum of their voice.

"Do you agree? Can't you get the head and tail out of my mouth? Good stuff! Lets go. Don't blame yourself if there are no mistakes in your life."

THE◊ REAPING◊

"Look at this poor heart! I don't think everyone dies well except one, but no one who can speak reasonable English understands his death. The ending is very sad."

THE◊ BLOODBATH◊

• "Aidan Kuberlowitz was not known for his wit, so loving "Death Insurance" was an extraordinary feat of talent by his standards. But this is normal by other people's standards. "
• "When villains don't know what they're capable of, they usually turn to the big black ape. Do not worry. everything is OK. The best thing about big hats is that they absorb shock."
• "For those unfamiliar with League of Legends background, no, Mundo is not a real doctor, and yes, he is a sand eater. That might explain why he doesn't have a PhD, and no, I don't know where the punctuation in his name came from. Can also show sims."
• "Guys, the new season of MasterChef is looking amazing, isn't it? I mean, none of these guys take off their boxing gloves! Is the power bad? Also... Guybrush's three tracks. I think ten fingers will erase everything."
• "The bomb turns poor Billy into a roasted goat and miraculously frees Andrew Garfield and Marona. Or look, this explosion is normal! Well done Gobby."
• "What made the stormtrooper think he might have a chance? See, these people serve only one purpose, and that is simple and offensive. Just started!"
• "Joseph K decides to take a break from being too busy cheating on the law, the world and its authors however possible. Meet both old and new bass. As Franz Kafka discovered."
• "Who invented these terrible bombs? The quality of these products is not controlled."
• "You’re a Star Wars fan, right? Aren't the strangers part of everyday life there? But I thought he was an alien, so on the surface I assumed he was trapped in some alien. Great, yes! Once again you are right."
• "Speaking of Star Wars, General Mourning gives death a hand or two. Perception that the group is behaving badly is the beginning of aggressive or cruel behavior. Can do both."
• "scholarship! What? Did you know that a small fairy can destroy an ancient dragon god, guardian of all lives, with a single blow? Because he can. The Worf effect begins again."
• "It was another uncomfortable ride. do you want to complain Or is someone leading the way in explosive fashion this season?"
• "Did he die from an alien plague? You are a stone-headed demon who can attack people with demon lasers. It's your fault when people die supernaturally... and what about the bag?!"
• "That’s sensible advice, Danuta. I'm sure Vegapunk's death rate is pretty low."
• "Remember Count Robot? Those annoying little droids in the background of the Star Wars movies that entertain everyone by making annoying noises? It seems that monsters always attack people from behind! Watch out for stupid kids."
• "Octavia felt right at home. So everyone can enjoy the hell out of here! If you remember, it is much smaller. It’s always the same."
• "Cycloid Beta, Only Men with the Best Characters, Dolls, Crazy Pinocchio, Darling, Real Walker Bee, SMG 4, Mario Ending Walking Meme, Obi One Kenobi... This time it's a battle? Hulkmania is presented by Wild Owl! A fun role-playing game that will make you think when you're angry and thirsty."
• "None of the bombs hit anyone. Earl, maybe you should stick to puzzle games."
• "One day Bagheera will release her first production. But today is not that day, as evidenced by other awards this year. A lot of garbage."
• "No one expected him to check out Spain. Or … should it be the Italian Inquisition? Champion Realm Inquisition?"
• "Conan didn't go to school today, the sun is hot, he has to play, if he is caught, he will go to jail again! . Steal or shoot the snow with heavy, big balls!"
  • "... Well, I have nothing to say about this song."
• "I didn't know there was a crossover between Neon Genesis Evangelion and One Piece! Luffy being sad in the giant robot trailer."
• "I wonder if sugar witches like Gamega can see red. After all, there is a first time for everything. Don't ask Lofty why he bleeds. This raises a thorny question: how Bob, the builder, built his car."
• "According to my magical ability to find online number generators, Boskogan is expected to be 9 years old. Yes, almost at the peak of the season, not bad."
• "Here are some suggestions: Monk: An honorable death is a great honor. You can grab the pacifist's ass and exit into the dark sewers. Embrace violence! Go to Valhalla!"
• "Cerberus, the Guardian of Hell, went to war with the worst smoker ever...biscuits. Yes, you should resign, it was a shame."
• "Hey desktop! Why don't they play good music here? Do you know where to praise them for their incredible talent that no one has ever heard of?"
• "Finally, an explosive works well. It was a crude bucket, and after Uri and Watataki escaped, Hank immediately got the Hokado package. He’s a very nice guy"
• "Besides… do I really want to go there? This snot interpreter is no longer clean enough"
• "Anyone who has played Persona will agree with the press here. Goro Akechi does have a sense of confusion."
• "Bob the Builder, Meringue, Count, Billy Elixir, Card Blast, Garfield, Maho Man, Reinaldo, Dunkle, Naoki, Bell, Nurfer, Merfolk Cake and Gumballs are here for those who care and run like cats. We believe!"

DAY◊ ONE◊

• "Yes, Boscon looks young and feminine now. Maybe a pink dress would be nice?"
• ""But I want to get myself first!" Everyone talks about youth. I think Sando will win this battle."
• "I'm sorry, angel. I know they worry about drugs and violence as hell, but they worry about the law out there. That's probably asking too much."
• "I mean, I'm sure Black Hat would do well with Vader. This is what happens when the absurd laws of our world become concrete laws."
• "Do not use medicines for children. If you do, you may be sent to the Hunger Games and die a horrible death! And they may be more likely to die of an overdose."
• "Hank Gummigug is involved in a murder after killing a Tudor government official. Addon participated in the amazing digital circus. Like the Star Wars logo. One agreed last week on May 4th."
• "…I want a beer now. The worst is the little devil. Stop making fun of me, I'm not."
• "Sweet, sweet, I haven't had it since I've been locked in bed. Lord, this vision cannot end soon."
• "see Now there is a horse cake. It's a good thing he spent all his money on a gacha hat - wait? Why does this candidate have a bank account?"
• "Where are you training? Are you younger than those who want to kill you or do you have gay hair? But surprisingly you keep coming back to difficult situations"
• "The game is playing now! It's not fair, but I like Morris"
• "With only a hammer in hand, everything seems random."
• "Macho Man and the Hulkster may be physical rivals, but Stone Cold Steve Austin is a spiritual rival as Oskar makes his mark. Come on man, I have the strength to face pain with four arms."
• "You're right, it's hard for Ashoka to be normal. I mean... I forgot who I was for so long. Can I play more?"
• "Even without the enticing head… or, yes, the pain that runs through your body due to its shape, the Honk robot is an easy target. However, Dooku waited until the Sith were incapacitated before attacking."
• "... We cannot see what such hard training is to love a man. I think I'm bleeding a lot."
• "Well, death is pretty stupid, isn't it? Look, now you and your scary pet are on the wall. How to clean?"
• "A group of other tribes seemed to be interested in the merengue crab. The monk wrote this for posterity, perhaps as an example of the consequences he wanted to avoid. Meanwhile, a strange group of cheerleaders prevent #8 from going back and marrying an unnamed man as the merengue becomes one of the unfairly inevitable? Yes, this is true. it is a strange thing"
• "Oh, did the Hulk die a long time ago? Can we stop the movie now? Seriously, no matter what cheat code you use, there aren't many bullets in your gun! "
• "Oh, you're laughing oh, honey, trash whatever, Hachiku... you don't care what crimes this person is involved in? The Geo Cheater's order of the day is tree filling"
• "Do you remember that you are a spiritual machine that does not embarrass itself by imitating others? I am, too"
• "You have to kill people to get the last kill reward. Go Shinji! to continue"
• "And the two mats fighting the game in the first update. Sorry my friend, it's the best of us."
• "… Why freeze the air during fast sleep and die in seconds?"
• "Sing or not, you're not going to make me be friends with the worst Mario character. And I think Bossett is useless."
• "It's incredible! Clean cutters don’t give a head; This is normal in HGV - but in a world where some bad parents name their kids Guybrush."
• "I wonder what President Snow's family is like. At this point I think there are a lot of benefits for any company that does this."
• "Spoiler alert, there are no doors. If you don't guard the door of the afterlife, it only opens for the dead. There are many people on this site, and everyone is happy to open…"
• "Mr. Sandman was stolen by thieves. I was going to play boxing gloves, but unfortunately I already used this update. bad voice"
• "Advance to the Tree of Death! To clean up excess blood and bleed again!"
• "The day ends with Super Macho Man. Not to be confused with the late Randy Savage. He decided to kill in a smarter way than the usual traitor. It's a kiss of poison teeth because Gobi is awesome in the Banjo-Kazooie series. I'm sad, I'm sad"

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Billie, Beach Trooper, Alexstrasza, Bagheera, Lofty, Tophis, Unrigged Untextured Blender Brick, Toyohime, Yorihime, Adon, Gonk Droid, Merengue XIII, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Danuta, Gobi

"Join me for some adventure, bloodshed and wicked fun in these space adventures! Until then, take it easy"

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on May 9th 2024 at 6:03:05 PM

OH My G- this is an insane start.

I have been so tired of having several tributes victimzed during the Bloodbath. This time, I - or rather my tribute strikes back.

And, I might be playing too much Pokemon but I always see a Fairy obilerating a Dragon is sastifying.

Ah, actually, yes Lip does canonically beat up a dragon in her source work. Even if it's actually only an illusion.

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on May 10th 2024 at 6:38:28 PM

Since 5 of 6 Satellites already suffered from early death, I didn't expect them to be survived first update, but they does, how surprised lol.

But President Snow is the descendant of the world smartest scientist in-universe sounds make sense to me for some reason.

Edited by Justkong033 on May 10th 2024 at 12:25:19 AM

fuck you and i’ll see you next season

This is like the third time in a row that one of my tributes died immediately during the Bloodbath—not sure how I feel about that. RIP Tophis, should've had limbs like the reptile that killed you.

So I rolled the Star Wars character that Adon reincarnates into in the Digital Circus and it's... Temmin 'Snap' Wexley. Don't really know who that guy is, but the players are bound to be surprised by his appearance!

Is the kill count, elimination and winning completely random? Are there any type of characters who is most likely to get a kill, being eliminated or win than other?

Is the "two tributes fight for a bag, one of them retires twice" event a reference to something?

Also, remind me how this whole "google translate season" occasional running gag came to be again.