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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#51: Nov 26th 2016 at 9:42:44 PM

She claws kids and threatens everyone to give her Christmas presents.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#52: Nov 26th 2016 at 9:45:14 PM

She is really nice and sensible around children.

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hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#53: Nov 26th 2016 at 10:17:25 PM

He seems Santa-ish enough.

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DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#54: Dec 2nd 2016 at 1:24:21 PM

She doesn't seem like she could act loud and jolly, but she seems nice enough to be good at her job.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#55: Dec 2nd 2016 at 10:58:13 PM

What ever happens, it ends up on the news one way or another

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#56: Dec 2nd 2016 at 11:09:23 PM

All the children get creeped out and leave.

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#57: Dec 3rd 2016 at 2:40:13 AM

She'll burn everything instead.

HowInKraidable I think I'm funny but really I'm not from Secretly in your home Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
#58: Dec 3rd 2016 at 5:42:45 AM

Well I'm definitely not bringing my children to that mall.

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#59: Dec 3rd 2016 at 6:08:11 AM

Well, that was awkward.

DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#60: Dec 3rd 2016 at 6:33:58 AM

Cue a bunch of terrified children.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#61: Dec 3rd 2016 at 9:37:13 PM

And the children were killed

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#62: Dec 4th 2016 at 5:17:46 PM

She, as Ms Claus, goes rather crazy.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#63: Dec 4th 2016 at 5:22:29 PM

He just insults all the kids, then gets bored and blows up the mall.

HowInKraidable I think I'm funny but really I'm not from Secretly in your home Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#65: Dec 5th 2016 at 10:25:07 AM

Everything defies laws of physics.

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#66: Dec 11th 2016 at 10:53:58 PM

Oh, the screaming children. Oh, the death. Horror.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#67: Dec 12th 2016 at 7:49:22 AM

The children and the authorities are not pleased by Robbie's abrasive, incredibly annoyed attitude.

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Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#68: Dec 12th 2016 at 7:50:38 AM

Sweet Christ. Stay away children.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#69: Dec 12th 2016 at 8:27:01 AM

Slade is just as horrifying as his Teen Titains adaptation, and ends up grooming several to become supervillains.

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#70: Dec 12th 2016 at 8:29:21 AM

He handles the job surprisingly well.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#71: Dec 12th 2016 at 11:08:23 AM

The kids ran away from him, but then their heads asplode.

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#72: Dec 12th 2016 at 11:08:59 AM

WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

Long live the New Bev.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#73: Dec 12th 2016 at 11:28:09 AM

Although a bit nervous, Isabelle does a wonderful job.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
capnrecked Y.V. from Pimpin Mansion Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Y.V.
#74: Dec 12th 2016 at 12:34:34 PM

I think R2-D2 would do well if he could speak, but C-3PO wouldn't do well, it just wouldn't work out.

Airhorn sounds
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#75: Dec 12th 2016 at 1:24:36 PM

A skinny, Professional singer like the Above Vocaloid would probably sound like a Robot Skinny Santa to most kids, and they'd be so confused and scared. I don't think it could work...


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