You may call me V
He would break having his lap sat on.
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Hisuian Lilligant
This would be terrifying for the kids.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Not so bad. Maybe she'll stop being sad
You may call me V
They'd think it's even better than Santa
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Jer gets all the girls
Parents think it's a prank and complain. Kids find it funny.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
I don't think a con artist and a thief would be an appropriate Mall Santa. (I mean, I'd probably find it fun, but I don't think families would.)
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
You may call me V
Everyone would get affected by Murphy's Law
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Sanity is overrated
How would that even work?
#nolivesmatter
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
Everyone gets scared over her obsession with death.
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Hisuian Lilligant
The kids would be happy to receive the cake, but why would the cake be Santa in the first place?
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Aqua Hoshino
She's got a lot of emotion hiding to do.
Edited by hARded2000 on Jan 23rd 2024 at 10:43:09 PM
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Hisuian Lilligant
Gentle bump
This is really cute.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
May she do well
Professional branded pen enjoyer
There are certainly worse (and less cute) people for the job.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP
The Cartoonified Lemon (not my pfp)
Her circuits would probably break from all the pressure of the kids sitting on her.
~ When life gives you lemons, trope away
Hisuian Lilligant
She would do great, to be honest.
Marnie might have a tough job, but I’m sure she’d be able to pull this off.
Crap I spelled my name wrong
Might scare the kids just a little bit...
I'm not here. This isn't happening.
Radiohead is it? Idk I have no clue on it, but I presume competently
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
Kids will love them.
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
That one neurodivergent girl
The kids will just eat it up! (literally)
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Tama May Cry 3: Toony Awaking
Don't Try It
He would be too busy guzzling down that strawberry to pay attention to the kids.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
They would speak their wishes into the microphone because corporate cut costs
It would work, as long as she isn't in a troubled state the whole time.
~ When life gives you lemons, trope away