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arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#26: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:09:21 AM

The mall is annihilated, along with the rest of Earth.

[down][nja]

edited 4th Nov '16 8:11:21 AM by arcada188

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Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#27: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:10:36 AM

[nja] He(?) looks kinda creepy. I don't think he would get many children.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:14:41 AM by Skiller2

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
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#28: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:22:17 AM

He'd probably be either relieved that he doesn't have to unclog UKball's toilet for the time being, or exasperated by the fact that all the jobs he can get have low pay.

Probably the latter, though.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:23:38 AM by fdiaperhead

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DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#29: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:23:46 AM

He tells the kids what they want. They want communism to spread.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#30: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:24:49 AM

He's a good one. Although I don't know how many people would let a polar bear near their kids.

Now known as Cyber Controller
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#31: Nov 4th 2016 at 8:30:36 AM

He is fired for ogling the women and proclaiming a communist revolution that does not get anywhere.

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#32: Nov 4th 2016 at 9:10:25 AM

Seeing as she can shapeshift, the children love her, and she's alright with that.

Unfortunately, Maou decides to use this as part of a scheme to ruin Christmas.

hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#33: Nov 4th 2016 at 1:28:40 PM

Everyone dies. The end.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#34: Nov 4th 2016 at 3:28:44 PM

The mall is faced with a variety of lawsuits, and many, many children are traumatized for years to come whenever they think about Santa.

DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#35: Nov 5th 2016 at 12:51:08 PM

She has to pull a Hugh Mann, and may or may not succeed.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#36: Nov 5th 2016 at 12:58:31 PM

All the parents sue the mall.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#37: Nov 19th 2016 at 5:39:05 PM

The children run away from him.

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#38: Nov 19th 2016 at 5:45:50 PM

One thing's for sure: everyone's gonna wonder why what appears to be a dog is dressed like Santa as well as how he even got the job.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:47:53 PM by IchigoMontoya

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#39: Nov 19th 2016 at 5:47:47 PM

He beats children into submission whenever he's told to gift them.

ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#40: Nov 19th 2016 at 5:48:30 PM

[up][up]No children approach, except one kid who asks for a robot.[nja]

edited 19th Nov '16 5:48:47 PM by ZeroL

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TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#41: Nov 19th 2016 at 5:49:19 PM

[up][up]Unknowingly, Kyubey is using her as a recruiting center during her time.

[up]A little angsty, but Roxas is able to handle the kids very well.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:49:50 PM by TheFarmboy

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DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#42: Nov 19th 2016 at 7:55:12 PM

All the kids (and parents) try to catch it in Pokemon GO.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#43: Nov 19th 2016 at 7:56:27 PM

They are very creeped out, despite the perfect smile.

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Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#44: Nov 24th 2016 at 1:32:09 AM

Literally just a raccoon stuffed into a Santa costume and sicced on innocent children. Children are bitten. Rabies scare. Parents complain. Disgruntled employee in elf costume who started it all is fired.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#45: Nov 24th 2016 at 6:48:54 AM

The children are terrified, although Incineroar may or may not try to be a good Santa.

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#46: Nov 24th 2016 at 6:50:04 AM

The children naturally tear Mangle apart.

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DrNoPuma Maruyama from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#47: Nov 26th 2016 at 6:15:23 PM

The children make fun of him for being a Gonk. This makes him mad, but if he attempts to eat them, he won't succeed.

edited 26th Nov '16 6:50:18 PM by DrNoPuma

He's such an adorable little menace. Even his damage sound is cute. "Pooks!"
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#48: Nov 26th 2016 at 6:18:26 PM

Red Meance is perfect for the job. Though maybe he shouldn't give away any of Frogg's inventions.

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#49: Nov 26th 2016 at 6:21:18 PM

Daisy is an excellent Santa, though kids call her Ms Clause.

TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#50: Nov 26th 2016 at 6:45:36 PM

He just stares at kids until they run away crying in fear, beard or no beard. Later he gets a much more profitable job as Krampus.


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